Terry's Blog

Gone for good

2011-09-26T10:45:00.004+08:00

Greetings.

You may have stumbled upon this blog by accident, or you are probably one of my old friends who came here for lulz and giggles. Whatever.

This post is just to know that this blog is dead. DED (that is if you couldn't tell already) So feel free to dive deep down into the archives and laugh at how whiny I was back when I was 11 or 12. Because there isn't gonna be any new updates from me. Ever. In fact, you should just close the window now. Because there isn't much you can do here. You'll probably be bored to death by the time you finish reading 2 updates.

What? Still haven't closed the window? Okay, fine, read on if you must.

FAQ
"But why don't you just delete this shit," you ask?

Well, you have a point, but I'd like to think that this blog serves as a record for me. I'd like to come back in a few years time and look at what state of mind I was in at that point in time when I still blogged. So yeah, I'm leaving it up as it is.

"What about hiding old posts/privating the blog?"

Maybe. Maybe. We'll see.

Thats all you need to know for now. If you happen to be a long lost friend or somebody who wants to stalk me, I'm on Facebook a lot now, and I whine a lot there as well.

Here, knock yourself out: http://www.facebook.com/terrylek

Fare thee well Blogger. RIP. I won't be posting anything again in the near future.

Buying spree + Guitar Maintenance

2009-02-03T16:38:00.004+08:00

Felt very free last Sunday, so I unstringed and stripped down my guitar.

Featuring the latest in guitar technology, the stringless guitar!

Polished the neck with lemon oil, and wiped the rest of the guitar, reassemble

End result:
[Aiyo, a bit blur D: don't click to enlarge so that you can't see how much I suck at taking photos]

Yaay :D

Also, after so many weeks, finally got my ass out of the house and went to Sim Lim Square to buy a new GFX card. This is what I got:

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The Asus version of the Nvidia GeForce 9600GT with a bigass fan. Meh, not the best in the market right now, but its affordable and its better then my old GeForce 7300 LE.

On the way, saw a shop selling cables, so I also bought a cable for my guitar so that I could connect it to the amp (when I bother to buy one). All in all, spent over 200 bucks. Probably need about 100 more for a decent amp. Like, the government, I'm gonna have to dig into my reserves for this year's budget.

Steam Holiday Sale!

2008-12-28T15:34:00.001+08:00

Hell YEAH!

Deck your halls with games from Val-ve, falalalala, la la la la!

Swipe credit card until bust lol.

Update

2008-12-09T21:44:00.002+08:00

Yea, I know. The blog is ded. Yes. DED.

So here is an attempt to revive it.

Blah blah, nothing to post really.

So, tomorrow is supposed to be our Annual NCC(L) camp. Supposed. Thanks to our beloved CO.

Painted 3 sides of my room Blue today. Because ~~I felt like it~~ my Mum wanted the whole house to be painted. Ah well. Don't want to question her infinite wisdom. Picked a light blue and painted, paint, and paint some more. Was really bothersome though, had to shift 2 of my cabinets to one side. D:

Vaccumned the back of one of the cabinets. The amount of dust that can gather at the back of your cupboards/cabinets are scary.

*Shudders*

Caused me to be late for a run with YS. I was pissed off when I thought that he pangseh me. End up running myself. But end up he was late, and he ran alone too. Damn funny.

Sprinted 3.6 klicks, then walked home the long way round. I feel very fit :D Just need to do it more often.

Training on Thursday and Friday. Need to get out of the house more often.

And I miss Shanghai, and the Cheap China Beer that accompanies every meal. Heh. K. Sorry. Random.

Pudong Airport

2008-12-02T09:33:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, posting this from Pudong International Airport. Just saying that I will be back tomorrow (much to everyones's disappointment :D) Shanghai's great, gonna miss it. Ah well, you can't have everything. And I don't miss wearing 3 layers of jackets everywhere I go.

Vacation :D

2008-11-24T11:07:00.002+08:00

Heading for the People's Republic Of China today for a holiday. Don't think I'm gonna enjoy myself. I can't even speak chinese properly. Die. Good thing is that I am gonna take pictures of all signboard/advertisements there that uses crappy English and upload them to either the Fail Blog or the Egrish Funny sites. Heheh.

The state censorship there better not be too restrictive. I wanna watch decent TV programmes there!

Byeeeeee!

Annual NCC Shooting Competition

2008-11-20T19:54:00.004+08:00

Before I start my post proper, I just want to say that

I FUCKING WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY AT NEE SOON CAMP.

Good. Now let us continue. Where was I? Oh yes. The shooting competition.

Had to wake up extra early and walk to school to meet up with Jonathan and Syai. Both were in school early to disturb NCC Sea (-.-). Waited awhile for Mustaqim and Vivian but both were late, so we headed for Nee Soon camp first. First thing in the morning already kenna scolded by Ong because Jon and Syai ate breakfast at 7-11 and we became a bit late. Then after that we were a bit nervous because Mustaqim and Vivian were still not there yet. Waited. Waited. Waited. They arrived at around 7.45. Thank goodness, because without them, cannot shoot.

After spending an eternity at the Guard House to surrender Syai and Vivian's HP, we finally could head for the range, squeezed in Mr Ong's small car, and drove in. Turns out that we turned up early, and had to do sai kang, and set up the range. Stupid stupid stupid. Nevermind, we were in the 3rd detail, and we got to shoot very early. I shot 32 rounds of 5.56 x 45mm ammunition. I feel like a man now. A man with aching shoulders and a lingering smell of cordite in my fingernails.

I did okay overall, decent-ish grouping, average Rapid Shooting (1 figure 12, 6 bullets, pump the figure 12 full of bullets), and alright snap target. I got 18/24, a decent individual score, compared to people from other school :D Vivian got same score as me and Jon got 19. But the most disappointing score in our group was Mustaqim's. He only got 1. Yes. 1. I was like, WTF? We were not asking for much. Even a 10, just 10 shots and we would have won the entire thing. Worst thing was that we ~~SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY~~ 9 hours waiting and hoping that the other schools don't overtake our score. Jon and Syai sung like drunken idiots, for almost 2 hours. That was freaking retarded. But we all had fun making a fool of ourselves. Oh, and Syai cannot join Don't Forget The Lyrics. Confirm fail. ;D

Finally, at around 5, we gave up waiting and went home. Bloody hell. Wasted an entire day like that. And my score not bad lor. Wasted. Should have let Syai shot but he was the reserve shooter. Unlucky lah.

Booooorrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg.....

2008-11-18T22:19:00.005+08:00

As you can tell by the title, I'm very bored. My father is back from some Army live firing excercise in Australia. The bad thing about this is that he gets a couple of days leave. There goes my computer time. Good thing is that I had time to finish reading my library books, which I can finally return at the new Library @ Northpoint, thus giving me an excuse to go out. Unfortunately, I fixed my computer yesterday night, and I have been stuck there ever since*.

*Nah, just joking. Not that no life.

Fortunately, our NCC unit's part B's had shooting competition at Nee Soon camp, so I went along, seeing as I couldn't use the comp while my father is at home/awake. Had a amazingly boring time there waiting around. Saw our part A's results (their shooting competition was earlier in the morning) No pics because of the no camera phone official secrets act section blah blah blah under MINDEF/SAF jurisdiction blah blah. Had to use my budget phone. Bleh. Waiting for a couple of hours before we were allowed to leave. Took bus back with YS home and jalan around school awhile and talk to our Sea counterparts before heading to our watering hole to buy some drinks. Went home after that.

Been on the comp since, but I can't find anything to do. The most productive thing I did all day was my attempt to learn some complicated chord progressions but I quit after some time because my fingers were tired. Decided to try and find some games to occupy me. I still don't dare to complete the Hotel 626 that Zhaf introduced to me. Freaking scary D: No mood to play anything else. Tried to CS:S for awhile but no form. Anything got anything fun to introduce to me? I got so many games but none of them are appealing to me at the moment.

Computer breakdown + emo post D:

2008-11-17T13:25:00.005+08:00

My computer became totally fucked up yesterday. I don't know what my sister did, because when I used it before her yesterday, it was perfectly fine. Even now, its still problematic, and I can't launch any programs. I only managed to launch FireFox after using a workaround. Sadly, this workaround doesn't seem to be working for any of my games. I think I may have to reformat soon. Damn. D:

Anyway, I meant to post this yesterday, but I was busy clearing messages on which had accumulated over the 3 days that I was at chalet. I thought of some kind of message to all 2E3 students. It came as a sort of epiphany when I was lying in bed the day I came back from chalet. I grabbed my handphone and typed it in before I fell asleep. I am posting it here in shortform to preserve how spur of the moment and how raw I must felt when I typed it out. I have almost no idea how I felt when I wrote it because when I woke up, I felt normal again.

Aftr thinking abt it, i realized tht i miss e3 terribly. During this 3 yrs of sec sch, the most fun i had was in e3. My happiest and and saddest memories were with e3. This 1 yr i have spent with e1 is so dull compared to my 2 exciting years with e3. i miss everything abt e3, good and bad. A class like ours is so unique, yet, after all that we have been thru, after sec sch, would we ever get 2 see each othr again? While i look 4ward 2 our next class chalet/outing, i dun wan tht time 2 ever come, as i fear it might b our last. Nevertheless, i hope tht we will remain notoriosuly promising forever. i would cherish the time i spent with 2e3 forever.

When I saw it the next morning, I was surprised that I was capable of typing this. Wow. I didn't know I was that sentimental. But whatever, I must have been raving mad from sleep deprivation.

EDIT: I FIXED MY COMPUTER! Yaaaaaaaaay! S.T.A.L.K.E.R time! I'm playing that game very slowly, it has almost been a year, yet I haven't even found Strelok's secret stash.

2E3 Chalet

2008-11-15T15:08:00.004+08:00

Woah. Back from chalet. Extremely tired. Only had about 6 hours of sleep for the past 2 days. :/ But I think it was worth it. We had a lot of fun, ate undercooked BBQ, swimmed a lot, celebrated Herman's birthday, explored E!Hub at night after closing hours and played cards, PSPs. There are a lot more things that I can't remember at my current state of mind (My mind is extremely foggy now. Have I mentioned that I am extremely tired?)

Maybe I'll come back and do it later after a nap (nah, like real. I'm can't be arsed to do a blow by blow account of my 3D2Ns, I pretty sure other Ex-E3ians are going to do it though). I am never drinking McDonald's Iced Latte at 2 in the morning again. Sebastian and I suffered for the first night due to caffeine induced un-sleepiness. Hopefully, this doesn't happen at our next chalet.

Edit: After chatting with Gui Ting just now, I realized that I miss 2E3 a lot. 4E1 is not going to have any ex-E3 pupils in it other then Atiqa, Shaykh and Shafeeqah. Nostalgia and the abovementioned fact makes me feel very miserable right now. I really need to go and sleep off all this emotions and tiredness so that I can think clearly and not end up a sobbing mess in front of the PC.

Terry Plays... L4D!

2008-11-12T21:22:00.004+08:00

This is an ongoing (I hope) series of me playing games and reviewing them. Today, L4D's Demo came out, so, me being the typical kiasu Singaporean, decided to download it right away. Otherwise, there won't be any chance for me to play it for the next 3 days when I go for chalet.

But bleh, download speeds were crap. All over the world, people were downloading the demo too, resulting in slow speeds. I think I maxed out at around 180kbps. I started in the morning and it finished downloading around after lunch. Then, knowing Valve, there was bound to be some obstacle in the way. No way I would get to play Left 4 Dead so easily. And presto, came a warning that I must update my graphic card drivers before I can play. I wasted another 20 minutes doing that, and I had to restart the computer. By then, it was around 3.

Extremely pissed, I finally started the game. I was surprised. The game ran great on my lousy rig, and the graphics look gorily realistic. Heads and limbs can get blown off and the blood stains on the wall look like, well... blood. I blasted zombies left right and centre, cutting a path to the safe house. On the easier difficulty levels, you can go "Rambo" on the zombies, as a single shot from a shotgun or a shot burst of the SMG could take off a head/limb/detachable part. But on the advanced difficulty level, 4 of you guys better stick together or your screwed. Zombies are everywhere, and the mutants appear even more often. This game emphasises on teamwork, and if you ignore that factor, you are going to lose the respect of your online friends and the game.

But of course, enough of reading. Don't take my word for it. See for yourself.

I love shooting off heads. Hard to see from the thumbnail, click to see bigger sized image of splattered brains

BURN SUCKAS! Muahahahaha. I love Molotov Cocktails. The flames are so beautifully rendered.

DIE! DIE! DIEEEEE!

Hey! Look! A fat zombie!

Unfortunately, fat zombies explode and coat your screen with green slime, attacting other zombies to you like, well, zombies to green slime.

You can heal yourself or your friends at Safe Houses, or when there doesn't seem to be any zombies around in a area. This is my character, Zoey, healing herself.

My friends firing away at zombies.

Peek-a-boo!

Zombie Parkour. Here, our zombified friend teaches us how to jump over railings with his super parkour skills.

Since I'm good at running away, I always see this message at the end of the level :D

Thats all. Stay tune for when I (hopefully) buy and review the full game, which features more maps and weapons. Left 4 Dead comes out on the 18th November. Now must save money to buy! Looks like the Ampiflier and Red Alert 3 would have to wait.

Exams are over!

2008-10-10T08:20:00.003+08:00

Yaaaaay. I made it through the EOY papers without going crazy. Friggin' unbelieveable. Hopefully I don't fail too many subjects. Maths will be enough.

Yesterday was a happy day. After Lit Paper 2 ended, chatted with friends awhile about the lit paper before going to Zhaf's house to meet Zhaf and Brian. Brian just bought a new guitar, so we played together and jammed randomly. Everyone was just playing their own song. lol. The only time we played the same song was when Brian put on My Heroine of the mp3 player and so Zhaf started playing the song and I followed. Even then, Brian also dunno how to play (lol). Sorry Brian.

Then, satisfied with the electric guitar that Zhaf was selling me, I bought it. People, meet my new sexah Epiphone Les Paul Special II model. Jyeaaaaa.

It cost me $180. Now there goes my prop lightsaber. But heck, it was worth it. It sounded awesome even on my old speakers (my new one didn't accept the 3.5mm jack that Zhaf gave me D:) I ramped it up played a couple of songs, played around with the tone settings, the the Treble/Rythmn thingy, and continued to play. My classical guitar is going to feel very neglected for the next few days and I don't care :D

Now gotta save up for an amp and a new guitar bag. Zhaf? Does your warranty cover the bag? Because its full of holes from the protruding guitar strings and its hard to take the guitar out because the strings get stuck in the foam protection thingy in the bag. Irritating as hell, but doesn't affect the guitar itself, which did I mention, was FRIGGIN' AWESOME.

Addendum: Yong Sheng, actions speak louder then words. I thought you gonna learn drums? When arh? Haha. :D

Alright, gotta go play more guitar. TTFN.

Exams D:

2008-10-05T13:56:00.002+08:00

Updating because somebody say I never update. So, halfway through EOY exams now. Here's how it went so far:

English (Paper 1 + Paper 2): No cake. Need I say more?

Chinese (P1 + P2): I think I did better then before. I actually can READ and understand some of the passages. Maybe I can pass this time. Wow. Feel free to applaud.

Social Studes: I think I did alright, even though I didn't write a conclusion for the first essay. I also rushed the SBQs. Hopefully I won't lose too much marks.

Maths (So far only P2): PHAILED. With a huge blinking capital letter P.

Thats pretty much it. Chemistry coming this Monday. Can't wait for the stupid exams to end. And can't wait to wear my No.4! So long no NCC training already.

Also, Left 4 Dead incoming November 18! I need a GFX card upgrade.

Some cool Star Wars fanmade videos I found.

Three In The Afternoon

6 In The Morning (Part 1)

6 In The Morning (Part 2)

Ryan Vs Dorkman (Very good lightsaber choreography)

Ryan Vs Dorkman 2 (It's sequel)

Enjoy!

Got to go back to studying now. Don't want to fail another subject.

Holiday? What holiday?

2008-09-01T10:05:00.003+08:00

Yea, so today first day of the so called school holidays... very sian. Got remedial and stuff. End up only have a few days of rest. Might as well be an extended weekend. Also, EOY is upon us. Really need to start getting into the study mood and get some decent marks.

So I got Chemistry remedial in about an hours time and I don't dare to play TF2 now, lest I get carried away and be late. Also, need to pass a Total Defence badge to Yong Sheng, who lost his. Going to be SSG already still be so forgetful. Haha. I not a PS anymore. I am resigned to my fate as a APS. But nevermind, I may still receive my Staff rank (Due to me holding 2 posts, the only person in NCC to do so. But the other post is damn weird. What in the name of C M Philips is a Weapons Specialist?)

Okay, so took about 15 minutes to type all this and I still have about half an hour to go before I leave. This calls for another mass pic spammage. Enjoy.

NCC Alpha + PSes + Sebastian Group Photo: Pardon the crappy quality, taken by Charles...

Some of the specialists...

What the hell is Syazwan doing on the fence?!!

No.4 + Badges (I have a lot more of them now then I had in the past...)

Went bowling with my cousins... trashed them. I am LULNoob. The one with the blotted out name is Anthony aka Qiang. 73 is not bad for a first time player...

A clearer version of the picture above...

Yum. Chocolate brownies...

O NOM NOM NOM. *Belches*

NDP 08 ticket...

Back of the ticket...

A big stack of tickets (there are more in the background)

Watched Don't Mess With The Zohan and Get Smart a couple of months ago with OBS friends...
Supposed to go out today again but Zehuan say a lot of people withdraw last minute, so today's outing canceled. That means my social life this holiday is virtually zero.

Thats all. 15 more minutes need to leave for lessons. TTFN

2008-08-19T19:44:00.002+08:00

Okay, gonna keep this short.

Today was boring, but we had early recess which allowed us to beat the queue and buy something warm and feeling to eat, because later got some stupid MOE/SEAB test. That was one smart thing to do because afterwards, I didn't get to eat my lunch till 4+ because the bitchy invigilator was wasting our time. A few girls (I won't say their names) walked out. I loled and commented loudly "Nice one arh." Got some sniggers as the old woman looked more and more pissed off.

Next thing we know, we were playing hangman, reading story books and using handphone openly. Somewhere in between, Ian made LingYue pissed off. Very funny, she go kick Ian's table. After that at 4 then she finally collected the stupid test papers. I didn't even do the MCQ section, I just shaded the squares diagonally to create a pattern. Then for the essay, I chose the topic "Write a story ending with 'This memory would haunt me for the rest of my life.'" I wrote some long winded but detailed crap about my day in school up till the point I took the test. Then I ended off with something like

"I took an English test by MOE/SEAB that afternoon. It was horrible and it caused excruciating pain. It scarred my young mind. This memory would haunt me for the rest of my life."

Haha.

Oh, and tomorrow got Heavy Update! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Maybe will skip NCC to chiong the new achivements and weapons, because somebody who plays badminton during training can go Senior Specialist Course, why I bother to even work hard in NCC? Why I help him take Alpha? Go home play TF2 better.

New Banner!

2008-08-02T21:26:00.003+08:00

Yaaay! I just done my new banner. Just played a few hours worth of TF2 and I clocked up a good ammount of backstabs as spy :D

Got a bit bored after that. Switching classes didn't help... so started work on my new banner. Had to surf around to find the appropriate font and images to go with it... I'm quite happy with the result and I think it looks good. I'm still in an experimental stage and I may make some modifications to the image. Hmmm, I'll see how it goes.

Okay, now I rapidly running out of things to do and don't really have any inspirational or funny things to post. Also still have my literature and History homework to do... but I'm feeling kinda lazy now :/ Luckily my parents are not at home or not I sure kenna scolding from them. I've been on the computer for almost 10 hours already, heh.

Note to self: GTFO the computer and start doing homework!

And here's an awesome video to watch while I start doing some History essays.

I guess that concludes this post. So long till my next one...

S$1m reward for the capture of Mas Selamat!

2008-07-23T21:24:00.003+08:00

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Yaaaaaay, lets all quit school and join the hunt for Mas Selemat...

Now where did I put my jetpack? It's time to go bounty hunting!

In misc news, changed blog music and added some new gfx including the TF2 Pyro achivements image :D Also working on a new banner/picture for my blog because I learnt some new skills on Photoshopping in IT class. Rarely get to use Photoshop for anything other then retexturing CS guns so, yea, my skills are pretty crap when it comes to making banners.

Also, slacky training today, spent first part of training in NCC room playing pinball on the computer and listening to music... Then, played badminton with friends before heading back to training. We played volleyball with our cadets after that. LOL. Yongsheng was hilarious, he never managed to hit the ball over the net throughout the match and we never let him serve. Dismissed and went for drinks outside Econ minimart afterwards and went home. Not looking forward to friday. Friggin beach cleaning, what the fuck? NCC is going to the dogs.

Training : /

2008-07-04T21:57:00.006+08:00

Now that I have taken over our unit, I find that its harder to be a spec than you think. Its true, we have became slackier, we have more power and stuff but heck, somethings that your cadets do, it really pisses you off. It's as if they purposely disobey you or something. I have to repeat again and again until they get it right. And usually I have to pump them so that they can wake up their ideas. But then, when they kenna pump, specs have to do double, so, if I give my Alpha 50, imagine what my other 2 Platoon Sgts have to say... heh.

Anyways, training today was quite boring. Keep on doing drills with my cadets and didn't really have activities other then IFC talk by ~~flat top~~ Kian Tiong. Got an oppurtunity to slack off and we went to the fitness corner where we challenged Charles to clear the wall. We have an inside joke about him going through the wall but I would leave joke for another post. LOL. Then, Syai went a bit crazy and he wanted to hang upside down on the pull up bars, so we filmed him doing it. We had to use his phone because Sebastian kope my phone to do his PDS. The result was hilarious. His shirt hung off and Chia Hui whacked him in the stomach... HARD. He sounded like some drunked as he fell off the bars and we all loled. I think we could send in that video for one of those Funniest Video show. Haaha. If only I used my phone, I would have posted that video on Youtube by now.

So... now that I have run out of things to type, let me end off this post with an extra long pic spammage. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~!

Yong Sheng attitude sia...

My cadets watching a presentation by ~~flat top~~ Kian Tiong

Teaching the part As how to size up...

Syai giving me his drunked/gay/stupid smile...

Walao eh, Scouts pollute the air sia...

I mentioned in my last post that I am going to take a screenshot of a Vort in action so here it is! A vortigaunt activating a generator for me.

A vortigaunt healing Alyx...

Same as above, but when Alyx was still very weak...

Alyx and my vortigaunt buddy...

A skeleton I found in game... I was amazed by how detailed it is... I played around with it for awhile before I decided to let its poor virtual soul rest in ~~pieces~~ peace...

Team Fortress 2 - Pyro equipped with the Backburner...

I was damned pissed when I came back from Outward Bound during the holidays and found that Valve released the Pyro Achivement pack and the Meet The Sniper video while I was away. I decided to show Valve whos boss and I unlocked all Pyro weapons in one sitting the very night I came back from OBS.

Hadouken! Shotgun/Flaregun taunt... Instant death for anyone who makes contact with the flames...

The Pyro playing air guitar on the Axtinguisher... I love this weapon, ambush a heavy with your flamethrower and once he is lit up, a swing of this axe "axtinguishes" our heavy friend. *Laughs evilly*

Thats all. Now I gotta go play some more Team Fortress 2. Ciao!

School starts again :(

2008-06-24T17:45:00.003+08:00

Firstly, before I start the post proper, keep the comments coming on! They give me the motivation to continue blogging. Thanks!

Okay, so school started yesterday. I realised that I didn't know about the whole lot of Emath homework/projects because I was sick during the last few days of the holidays, which was when the teacher gave out the projects -_- Now I improvising by taking some of YongSheng's stuff and combining it with stuff I found on wikipedia. Hopefully, Raj won't notice. Ah well, at least I did my chinese project. Surprised? Chinese is my worst subject. Haha.

Now looking forward to tomorrow's training. It will be my first as a specialist. Haha. Now pumping people is one of my many powers that I wield. But I not that evil la. Tomorrow most likely we get Kian Tiong to take Alpha and Bravo for a run while Sebastian and Jobez start teaching us PDS.

Now feeling very lazy... I must be suffering from the Post Holiday Syndrome. I'm supposed to be doing my project/homework, yet I am procrastinating by composing a post here. Anyway, still have some time to go before dinner, so heres another pic spammage. Enjoy.

LOL. I have the Guardian of the Acid Milk on FPSBanana. Nobody knows what the medal is for and it disappears as quickly as it appears.

One of my better scores in TF2. I have done better, but this is the best one I could find in my screenshots folder.

Half Life 2: Episode 2, Alyx and Dr. Kleiner having a chat on webcam

The bloody Garden Gnome. Guaranteed to piss you off a lot if you are trying for the "Send the Garden Gnome to Space by carrying across the entire goddamned game" achievement. Here you see him standing on a chair. It may be easy to do that in Garry's Mod but I had to do it with a GRAVITY GUN. It was a tough bitch to pose, he kept on falling off the chair.

Meet my new Vortigaunt friends. They have cool energy thingies coming out of their hands to zap antlions and start up generators. Cool eh. Need to get screenshots of them in action when I have time. Its hard because when they are gibbing stuff, it usually means that your own life is in danger.

Alright, the end of another post. Hopefully, there will be more to come, when I get bored of homework.

: /

2008-06-11T14:57:00.005+08:00

Somebody complains that I never update, so here I am. Again. With nothing to post. :(

So... errr... my holidays are passing too fast... I just started doing some Chemistry and POA homework recently only and I haven't even started on the Chinese project. And I'm going to OBS next week. ZOMG...

Dammit, I really need to stop playing Team Fortress 2, get off the comp and do some homework, otherwise, I'll fail CA2. I also need to go out more often, get a life and perhaps some new shoes while I am at it (the OBS packing list told us to bring 3 sports shoes and 1 running shoes. WTF? 4 shoes for 5 days?!!)

Errrr, shit, out of things to say. Here are some random pictures to mask the awkwardness. *Crickets chirp*

My baby nephew... so cute :)

My 2nd set No.4 (with 3SG rank sewn on already, HAH!)

The Singapore Airshow car which drove us out after the Airshow. My father knows somebody important from the airshow, that why we got to sit in the car... Eat your hearts out, its a BMW!!!

My father and the driver of the car

SAR21 mod with tatical grips on the Picatinny rail and a scope (@ S'pore Airshow)

SAR21 Carbine with a reflex sight and shortened barrels... (@ S'pore Airshow)

Aircrafts flying in formation. Forgot what they were called, the Airshow was so long ago...

More aircrafts...

OMG! Flying upside down...

Alright, got to go now. That should be enough pictures for you guys to gawk at for some time... So, Cya!

Girls and Boys

2008-06-07T22:12:00.007+08:00

Nope, this has nothing to do with the Good Charlotte song. Instead, I have some things about relationships I have to get off my chest.

So the other day, me and Yong Sheng were discussing about his chiobu from SCGS (bloody hell he stalker, find SCGS blog, find Friendster for her photos -_-) and our subject shifted towards girls in general. Our dear YS has decided to share his infinite knowledge and wisdom on the opposite sex with me. Some of the things he said, I will not repeat her, or not he no face.

Anyways, after some heated debate, we finally came to the conclusion that in order to attact girls, one must be

Humorous (I guess I barely pass this section? Sometimes my jokes are really funny, other times lame...)
Have a decent haircut (Fail)
Muscular (Pass, NCC of course must pass la!)
Rich (Barely pass?)
Intelligent (Pass, totally pwn)
Play an instrument (Guitar!)
Charming, have that X-factor? (Phail, with CAPITAL LETTER P)

From this, I can conclude that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.

Also, we agreed that at the stage that I am going, I'm going to become a hermit and live in a cave. So he decided to gime some advice on how to avoid that horrible fate. Here are some of them:

How To Fix My Current Pathetic Life

Think carefully before I speak, some jokes that are funny to me may be lame to other people...
Get a better haircut. Sebastian's advice? Slope for side, layer back, but keep my current fringe. In fact, he describes my hair as "almost the same as mine." just that I need to make it less pointy?
30 Push ups, 100 Buddha Claps, 50 squats and 50 crunches a day should give me and maintain decent sized arm and stomach muscles. (Possible six pec in the future?)
Join a band for next year's Talenttime and play a badass guitar solo.
Get braces ASAP.
(Contributed by Sebas) Wear sneakers instead of sport shoes (Actually I have a pair of Converse sneakers, just that I don't like to wear it around.)

However, after some consideration, because I still lack that mysterious "charm", it might be useless for all the effort that I put into the other things. In the words of YS, this "charm" attracts girls to talk to him, instead of the boy making the first move.

Damn, I guess its back to the drawing board?

Back from ANOTHER camp,,,

2008-06-06T09:18:00.009+08:00

Went for my specialist course 2 days after our school unit's takeover camp. It was held at Pasir Laba camp's School Of Infantry Specialists (SISPEC) though we had to report to NCC HQ at Amoy Quee for "processing".

There were the fun times (talk cock session with our APC, Cadet Officer (Probation) Raj, who likes to go "lawl lawl lawl lawl" or alternatively, "Nice one arh!"), the boring moments (spent sitting around waiting) and the serious situations (somebody lost a dummy round, and we had to check and recheck clear rifles, the dummy round was never found). Overall, spec course was quite slacky, you just have to move fast, shout loud, show a bit of standard and that was it. No pumping was allowed (except for during PT, and even then, we only did like, 10?) because in the words of CPT (NCC) Amy Wong, "No coporal punishment is allowed." I guess thats one thing I won't be bringing back to my unit. (Muahahahaha) Besides, I just got over 300 push ups, like 3 days before the camp and now they are telling me that you can't do it. Errrr, doesn't make a lot of sense?

Anyways, I'm not going to post a day by day description of my camp because I believe Yong Sheng is going to do that soon so I'll just focus on the funny and cool moments. Also, no pics because you can't take pictures in a SAF camp, I had to downgrade to my budget, non-camera phone so that I could SMS and keep in touch with people during camp.

On our second day (if I am not wrong), while handling rifles, our OC held a mini rifle stripping and assembling competition/invitational where anyone can come up and challenge him. Our S4 went up and got totally trashed. He was like "OMG! Please lah, wait for me!" He even pwned a 3SG from SAF. That guy rechallenged him a 2nd time and lost again. Really no face, SAF people bested at their job by NCC people. Also, we laughed like hell when a girl from Raven 5 went up and tried. The OC was a joker, it was obvious that he was making fun of the girl as he casually stripped and inspected his parts while the girls was fumbling with her rifle. Assembling was even funnier. He polished all his parts and put his ear to them, shaking the parts, and inspecting them with exaggerated attention. And he exchanged all the rifle parts with her from the firing pin onwards up to the magazine. And he even did an "ene moni mini mo" with the mag, deciding to take her's in the end. Raj was going "lawl lawl lawl lawl" throughout the entire "free show". Simply epic. "Nice one arh, nice one!"

Also, on the third day, we held one of the funniest talk cock sessions with CLTs Raj and Aminah. Khuz, Syak and Haikal popped by for a bit too. Those who didn't attend the camp wouldn't understand the inside jokes, but Syak was using his stupid accent and going "Annyyywaaay, *exaggerated pause* its veeeerrrry simpaah." Then Raj was making fun of him because he was scared like hell earlier in the day when somebody loaded a rifle with a dummy round, cocked it and pointed it at him. He screamed like a girl hugged Raj tightly and hid behind him. Raj was like "WTF? Let go of me!!" The guy holding the rifle (I forgot who he was) pulled the trigger, Syak screamed a bit more and the guy was roflmao-ing as he removed the dummy round from the chamber. That was another epicly funny moment.

On the last day, we were exposed to Army propoganda. The first part, handling the MATADORs, playing with SAR21s and GPMGs (General Purpose Machine Guns) was damn cool. It was a pity that we didn't get to play with the Ultimax 100s because we ran out of time. However, I learnt a lot of new stuff that day, like how to handle and fire a GPMG (the recoil was damn powerful, but firing for extended periods would give you a sore shoulder), a SAR21 (finally learnt how to field strip and assemble it, I only knew how to fire and reload the last time I played with that cool rifle at a live firing range during Army Open House) and how to prepare and fire MATADORs and M203s. However, the 2nd part got really boring. We had to attend a Army recruitment talk before we could go on and get our sergeants rank. That was really boring, but it gave me some useful information that I may need if I choose to pursue a carrer in the SAF next time.

After that, got our ranks and passed out. Yaaay! My only 2 regrets was that I didn't get picked as IC, which may have given me a chance of getting a 2SG rank and that I didn't ask that cute girl from SCGS for her number. Stupid Gabriel the stickman got 2SG just because he was IC for awhile. Walao...

Didn't bother about trying for the awards. It was obvious that the Cedar and Singapore Chinese School girls were going to get them all. They were like robots throughout the camp. Even when during lectures and the lecturers told us we could relax and make ourselves comfortable, the girls still sat like a bloody statue, in Diam position. WTF? Are they going to get a higher rank for doing that? I wasn't openly hostile to them like the other boys because I know I can't blame them, they are the minority there and if they wanted to survive they had to be better than the boys. But did they really have to take everything? Of all the awards winners, about 80% of them were girls. Bloody hell.

After passing out, we hitched a ride from some other school's bus and they dropped us off at Boon Lay MRT station, where we took a train from there to Yishun. Had dinner at KFC and went our seperate ways later. I went home with Yong Sheng and while at the interchange, an ex-classmate from my P6 class spotted me but she wasn't sure whether it was me a not. I didn't see her and she only told me later that night when I was at home, on MSN. Chatted awhile, but didn't really catch up with her on stuff because I was sleepy and tired from the course so I wasn't really thinking straight enough to manage a proper conversation with her. Had donuts (which my mum bought to celebrate my promotion) before going to sleep at 11 plus after chionging a library book.

In misc news, I'm currently working on mastering "Your Guardian Angel" on my guitar. Hard because my guitar is badly out of tune and I still haven't bought a digital tuner yet -_-

I guess I have to sign off now, I want to catch a few games of Team Fortress 2 and if Yong Sheng is online, I may play some DotA with him. So, in the words of Syak, "gtg, tc and bb!"

Back from camp...

2008-06-01T14:26:00.002+08:00

I know, this post was 2 days late but then I was too tired tired to update on Friday night and I was chionging Half Life 2 Episode 1 yesterday. This holiday damn boring, I bought some new games but I haven't even found the time to complete them because of the insane amount of camps that we have. Tomorrow I going Specialist Course and on the 16th - 20th got OBS. Very tiring.

Because I have too little pictures, I'm gonna fill up this post with a short summary of our NCC Takeover camp.

Day 1
Reported at 0830. A bit late but nevermind, this time we are actually organising the camp so excusable. When I arrived the specs immediately kope my watergun and play. Bag check and report to bunk. We started off with pitching tents and the orienteering activities. I think the first day had one of the more successful activities because the Part As and Bs have motivation (last 2 groups to finish sleep in tent instead of bunk) to actually participate in the activities, unlike my batch during last camp. (I slack all the way during orienteering last year because got no "motivation")

Had lunch, wet activities, slack a bit, dinner, movie screening + supper (Johny English, damn funny movie) briefing for Sentry duty that night then finally we really got free time. Played some cards, take charge of the admin post for sentry awhile, cycled a bit before washing up and going to sleep.

Day 2
Woke up very tired. Managed to get myself off PT by claiming that I am in charge of setting up the obstacle course. In the end only poor Yoke Chew and Charles go set up the course while me and Yong Sheng cycled around the school and slack. Heh.

After another round of activities, they gathered Charlie and started to tekan us. They made us carry classroom tables above our heads while balancing a cup of water on top of it. Sebastian and a few others cheated by using the head for leverage. I kenna really bad muscle strain and had to report sick when I found that I could not do any pumping later (got really SHARP pain in the shoulder everytime I tried) Really would like to thank Yang Rong sir for taking me out and letting me rest before I rejoined my platoon after lunch.

More activities, dinner before we report for night trail. They try scare us by saying got several people missing but they actually are just instructed to hide at the end point. Lame. Gabriel and Jeremy damn scared of that activity :D I loled when they appeared at the end point looking damn white. Got interview by the Ong and Fong team later. They rest claimed that, aiyah die liao, interview so hard, but I think mine went okay. We all hid outside teachers lounge and don't dare go back bunk sleep because we scared kenna tekan. We fooled around and slack there. Very funny because we disturb Yang Rong and Charles. (Imagine Charles inside the MTV for Touch My Body by Mariah Carey, ROFLMAO) Only went back when last person (Sebastian or somebody, can't remember, too sleepy) finished their interview at around 2am.

Day 3
Slept for about 2 hours before they woke us up for tekan session at 4 am. Damn sleepy, but they pump us like siao and make us carry the giant blue high jump mattress around the school. They let us all skip PT afterwards and we got to sleep awhile before going out of school for breakfast. Had kuay chap with Kian Tiong, Yong Sheng, Chia Hui and Jeremy. (I think got others, sorry if I forget you) The Muslims poor thing must sit seperate table from us, like very emo.

Got OBS briefing and Parade rehearsal after that. Nothing happened during rehearsals but Part A screwed up the first part of the actual parade. Can't really blame them, they have never done it before. After Jobez was made the USM and Sebastian the AUSM, we did a cheer for ex-specialists before being dismissed. That was it, we took over. Nothing interesting after that. Went home and slept like a pig afterwards. LOL.

Now for the compulsory picture section. Didn't really take a lot, was too lazy to carry my phone everywhere.

Courtyard at night... they dragged the high jump mattress there to sleep on

We created artificial rainbows by spraying water from the firehose into the air

More rainbows

Tekan Part A and B cadets *Gives a evil laugh*

Okay, gotta go play a bit more games before packing for camp. Kthxbai.

Major Revamp

2008-05-19T14:40:00.006+08:00

Yep, did some changes. Actually wanted to go to the library, borrow a book on HTML and sit down and create a blogskin from scratch but was too lazy so I just borrowed Blogger's default one and modified it extensively. Here are some changes:

Terry's Blog v 3.0 (3rd major revamp over 3 years)
-Removed the red parts eg. Brian's Blog
- Changed Blogskin to Minima Lefty Stretch, by Douglas Bowman.
- Added all old modules
- Cleaned up blog links
- Did a new title picture, looks quite nice...
- Removed MP3 playlist
- Added a single song: Hero/Heroine in it's place

Gonna go play some guitar now. I just learned how to play Hero/Heroine and Hey There Delilah (Abeilt a bit jerkily, but I'll improve) :) Cya!

Extra long post to make up for lost time...

2008-05-18T22:44:00.007+08:00

I'm back! Maybe for good this time, its sad to see so many people stop blogging. I realized this as I was updating my links. Most of my Primary school friends stopped blogging already and this resulted in a "Great Purge" of my links. Sian lor. Why they all got no patience to continue blogging like me? I may update sparingly, but at least I keep it active once in awhile.

So now I'm gonna promise myself that I'll update as regularly as my busy June Holiday schedule (I have 3 camps: NCC Specialist Course, NCC Annual Camp and OBS) will allow me because I don't want my blog to die like everybody elses. I will still update my blog regardless of whether anyone reads it or not. I believe I have one of the older blogs among my friends, I mean, most started around 2006, 07, when blogging caught on. I started around 05 (check my archives if you don't believe me...) before most people understood what blogging was all about. This blog started out as a page to vent my fustrations, (if you go back in history and read a bit about my past, you will know that I used to be restricted to half an hour a time at the computer when I was in Primary 6, something I complained about in countless times in my past posts) It was then turned into a place to air my views on stuff I notice around me. Now, its just here to remind me about my past.

Phew, I haven't posted posts which required so much thinking for so long. I have been lazy, simply adding a few words and throwing in pictures, so that people won't think I have been slacking. But now, I'm running out of things to post and I'm not gonna resort to posting an analysis of my entire day like what girls like to do on their blogs because that will bore me when I visit this site in the future. So, now I'm gonna post some pictures to relieve the stress I will get after I read the extremely long composition I have written on top...

(Click on the photos to view fullsize image)
My room

Portal: The Cake is a Spy! Errr, lie, I meant lie

Half Life 2: Episode One

Team Fortress 2, me as medic...

Ghost Recon Advance Warfighter 2 (Extremely cool graphics!)

All images/screenshots are taken by me. © Terry Lek 2008

The 2nd (or is it 3rd?) Coming!

2008-03-09T17:17:00.002+08:00

Yep, I'm back for the time being, as more and more people are getting active. (Even a certain someone who has not been blogging since last year) Hell, this blog has been around since 2005 and I'm not gonna let it go down like that.

Leme see, this is a summary of stuff I've been doing for the past few weeks before OLE:

1) Play PSP
2) Play PSP during recess/free period/boring lessons
3) NCC
4) Play computer
5) Play more PSP
6) Play even more computer

Yea, thats pretty much it. No life right?

Than came OLE3. Pretty fun. I'm not gonna post a day by day detailed things of what I've done, not original since everyone is doing it. Instead, it will suffice to say that its fun and extremely tiring at the same time. I regretted not bringing my PSP on the trip as the train rides were BORING. We tried to hold Big 2 marathons for the whole night but than everyone got bored and we went to sleep. -_-

Saturday came and went, more PSP and computer. Addicted to Star Wars: Battlefront II (I have both the PSP and PC version. Hell yeah!)

Pardon the horrible graphics. Those screenshots were not mine, I just stole them off a gaming website. It was extremely difficult to take screenshots especially if you are in an X-Wing fighter and trying to blow up some TIE Interceptor who is bothering you with like, 1023014112 missles or if you are a Jedi Knight desperately trying to block all those blaster rounds.

Anyways, I'm gonna end off this post now. Gotta go back for some more Star Wars action.

May the force be with you.

Procrastination

2007-12-14T13:05:00.000+08:00

I will finish up this post later.

GMod Comic

2007-12-04T22:25:00.000+08:00

Seriously nothing to do these holidays. Everyday just download PSP and computer games, but all the games I have have gotten reeeaaaallllyyy boring so I decided to play GMod again. After posing a few models, I decided to come up with my own GMod Comic. After a few more poses, some thinking about the storyline, I came out with my very first comic cover page! More will follow if my friend (who is better than me at Photoshop) joins me in the making of this comic. Alright, enough talking, here are some screenshots of my work.

2E3

2007-11-17T20:48:00.000+08:00

This is it than... this 2E3 chalet is like the end of 2E3 '07. That fact hit me hard after I reached home and I was sleeping. I was like, drifting in and out of conciousness and than BLAM. The fact hit me. No more giving teachers attitude already. No more Jonathan's funny jokes and actions. No more people ignoring me. No more watching Chia Hui get abused by Sebas and gang. No more 2E3. That is very sad... Nobody would have thought that I am the one saying this but, I feel that I would miss 2E3 dearly. I'm serious. This is

Errrrr, what else...I have no idea why I started this post, but since I started it, might as well finish it off with thinking back about some not so happy and the happier times in 2E3.

Wait, *Puts on Thnks Fr Th Mmrs*, ahhhhh... thats better.

Leme see, there were the jokes, people making fun of me, calling me bapok, ignoring me, leaving me out on things, losing both my iPod and Handphone in class Etc. And the times when we hid Chia Hui's belongings in funny places, the times when we disturbed Ms Ngoh, Sebastian's "Global Warmth" project, the short but funny 'Visualizer in Fiona's bag prank', the times when we went out for movies, the class outings, the random jokes, Ms Diana's awful temper, making racist jokes about Ishwar, Bryan sparring with Ishwar, Bryan whacking people, and the list goes on (or actually, I'm still tired and feeling lazy so I want to end this as soon as possible -_-)

These are sad things, but another sad fact is that we are going to forget about all this. We would continue in sec 3 and all these things become less important. We won't have the class spirit anymore now that we are mostly seperated, except for the few that are lucky to have friends in the same class next year. Somebody mentioned that next year, if there were any inter-class games, nobody would want to participate because we only want to play for 2E3, but this kind of things are like talking only, later nobody acts on that. And I find that very sad. Very very sad.

So, this is the end. Goodbye 2E3. Hello 3E1 or [Insert your new class]

More TF2 Screenshots

2007-10-13T21:46:00.001+08:00

Been playing nothing but TF2 since this afternoon. Took a few more screenshots to post here, because a certain irritating individual complains that I don't update. What is the point of updating when nobody reads it? *Sigh* Well, since I got bored after getting hit by the HWG for the n^th time. See? I actually pay attention in Algebra, haha.

So... even more TF2 screenshots! For whoever is left on this miserable blog to see it.

Me as a Sniper. But the blue team is not around... where are they?

My disguise kit, filled with... cigerettes? (Apparently, when you taunt with a Spy, he will chain smoke...)

Me, disguised as a Blue Team Soldier, holding a Butterfly knife.

OUCH. Dumb bitch, I'm gonna backstab you next round. You wait and see!

Team Fortress 2

2007-10-12T21:59:00.000+08:00

Downloaded and played TF2. Very fun, love the cartoony graphics and the revamped Team Fortress weapons. I kept on using Heavy Weapons Guy and the Spy because those 2 classes usually frags the most people. Love the new cloak feature for the spy. Helps a lot when sneaking around an Engineer while planting your Electro-Sapper. Also, using the fist as a weapon when being the HWG (Heavy Weps Guy) is very funny. Made me LOL when I first used him.

Without further ado, the screenshots!

My Soldier Salutes :)

The Medic

Heavy Weapons Guy, stroking his precious gun (whom he christianed "Sasha")

My Teammate(a Sniper) takes aim.

That will be all. I think there won't be any screenshots when I download HL2 Episode 2 because it's similar to HL2 which I believe I have posted some screenshots on it before.

Portal

2007-10-12T18:59:00.000+08:00

Portal is part of a package called the Orange Box sold by Valve. I wanted to buy the Orange Box but a very kind friend of mine decided to let me use his Steam Account which has the Orange Box on it to play the 3 games. The first game I downloaded was Portal. Very fun. Its about a test subject (you) who is uses a HandHeld Portal Device that fires Blue Portals and Orange Portals which are connected to each other. Here are some screenshots. (Pardon my crappy graphics. My computer is not really the top of the line now that they have released those new gfx cards...)

Inside the lift of the test chamber.

A board that tells you what to expect in the test.

Looking at myself through another portal.

This could go on forever!

Killing the final boss by sending his rockets through my portal back to him.

The end. The robot is dead. You are lying outside the complex...

Thats all. Now I'm downloading Team Fortress 2. I'll come back with some screenshots when I'm done playing...

Sian...

2007-08-23T18:09:00.000+08:00

Very very bored today... I had 2 tests in a row and maths was frustrating (still can't draw a perfect curve on the graph paper dammit), and Chinese spoiled my day. Got nothing better to do after school so I decided to reinstall GMod (after all, I spent 10 bucks on it) and start playing again. Still feel bored so I decided to take apart a computer in cs_office. Here are my results...

Note that the area I took screenshots in is very dark and I had to add in 2 lamps (3 in the 2nds screenshot) in order to make things brighter. Also, if you look closely, there would be a couple of bullet holes in the casings, a couple of keys on the keyboard is missing and the moniter has a broken corner. Evidently, using the Physics gun on those objects makes them throw out keys and chipped off a corner of the moniter. The bullet holes are there because dropping the CPU from any height won't break it so I had to shoot all the parts out.

Finally, an update!

2007-08-11T16:11:00.000+08:00

Friggin' finally, some of you may say... but wait, who reads a blog that hasn't been updated in almost 2 months? Dammit, I'll just update it anyway, cos I've recovered from GMod fever and the GMod madness posts is an eyesore after awhile.

Nothing to do this morning, so chiong Yong Sheng's Coxford Singlish Dictionary. Very funny... even got a section at the back called "Literature for Ah Bengs". Here is what they say about Animal Farm:

"Some pigs lead a revolution to take over a farm, and then become even more bastard than the farmer. Got some people say this story actually har, a story about communism. If so, then better don't read. Wait the Internal Security Department Com catch you, than you tzai si. Note: This story is not Halal."

LOL. Got another funny one about a story I have never heard before:

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte:
First, "Eyre" is pronounced "air", as in "air-level". Anyway, this is about Ah Jane who gets a job with Mr. Rochester. Things get a bit sio-sio between them until Ah Jane finds out he has a wife and becomes too lan, so she quickly siams out of the place. But later, she gets some money and finds out that Mr. Rochester's wife is actually a siao ting tong and that his house has burned down. So she goes back to find him again. He is now blind but happy to see her.

The editor, at this point, added some brackets and said (How can he see if he's blind? - Editor)

The story goes on: She now helps him by selling tissue paper in Geylang together with a seeing-eye dog.

The editor added another note: (Are you sure about this? - Editor)

Than there is Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare:
Romeo and Juliet come from 2 families that like to hoot each other. Of course, the 2 si gin nahs suay-suay fall in love. Then they kay kiang, come up with some cockanaden plan but end up damn confused and kill themselves. Dumbshit...

The ending of the section if funny too, with a final note by the Editor.

Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen:
Some poem about what happens in a Basic Military Training platoon when someone farts. Its si beh smelly, and then somebody peng sans.

(To my NCC friends, probably Charles?)

The Editor ends the whole book with this: (It's set in WWI and you're fired. - Editor)

Roffle... Okay, now gotta go play some more CSS hor! Don't forget to tag har!

More Garry's Mod Madness

2007-06-12T18:12:00.000+08:00

After quiting the Podcasting team, I have so much extra free time! After playing some ZM maps and surf maps on CSS, I went back to GMod and I decided to do a floating, controllable weapons platform. Here are some screenshots that I took:

*Boom* *Boom*

My turret spitting out deadly tracer rounds...

The 2 front-mounted rocket launchers...

Say "Hi" to my target practice AI Spawns...

Come on, don't be rude, say "Hi" to my readers!

The vehicle is supported by 4 hoverballs on the top of it, the rockets are fired by pressing 0, the thruster that steers the vehicle is activated by 8 and 5, the bombs are fired by pressing Enter, the turrets are fired by pressing . and the hoverballs can be raised or lowered by pressing 9 and 6.

Also, I made this firefight movie last week, but its not really complete, I'll add more footage to the final video later...

Another GMod 10 Episode

2007-06-07T20:54:00.001+08:00

I continued to mess around in GMod after my last post. I came out with an improvised missle launcher. Also, I have downgraded my ingame screen resolution to 1024x768 because of laggy performance so all screenshots are smaller.

Since I was still very bored, I decided to pose G-Man on the missile launcher truck and make him smile for us:

=)

*Boom*

Off the missile goes...

*Drumrolls*...

Yay!

That must have hurt, hahahaha...

I'll continue tomorrow evening. Now gotta go find some screen recording software so that I can make videos or fighting between a group of Combine Elites And Rebels citizens for my podcast machinima video (Director coming over tomorrow to inspect my work! *Gasp*)

GMod 10

2007-06-07T15:11:00.000+08:00

I just bought GMod 10 and Counter Strike Source yesterday. GMod 10 was for my podcast machina video while Counter Strike Source was bundled with it =) Woohoo! CSS was fun but GMod was even better! It has so many features that I actually needed to look for it's Wiki page and find out how to make stuff. After some meddling, I finally managed to make a bathtub car and drove it around.

(Note: Click on the thumbnails to view a 1280x1048 resolution version)

^ Motion Blur Effect, another great feature of GMod!

After trying to make some other vehicles and getting bored (they all failed), I decided to start posing stuff, so I made spawned a bunch of Combine Elites and I put explosive barrels around them. Than, I made a trail of explosive small explosive tanks from them to where I was standing...

And I lit it...

*boom* *boom* *BOOM*

LOL! Ragdolls flying everywhere!

Oh yah, I should have made a video of that and posted it on Youtube! Damn.

If I make anything other interesting stuff, I'll post it here.

PS: Who wants a Counter Strike Source 3 day guest pass? Leave a message on my tagboard if you want it.

Another Random Pics Spammage

2007-05-31T14:51:00.000+08:00

Back from NCC camp early because I sick. Must have been the all the rubbish that I ate in Genting... Anyway, since I don't really have anything to post, here are some random pictures that I found lying around on my harddrive.

Apology

2007-05-12T12:16:00.000+08:00

Okay, I admit that the last post was pretty pointless and very sarcastic. Its just that I have been pretty moody at home these days because my sister is being irritating, my mum is a bit ill and my dad is in Thailand on an army excercise. I was also upset because nobody really wished me a happy birthday (except for my mum) and my sister was jealous because I got a PSP (it was supposed to be my cousin's but since it was my birthday, they decided to give it to me. That was a pleasant surprise...) and she kept bugging me about it.

If I offended anyone in that post yesterday, I would like to say sorry, especially to GuiTing who I was nasty to in the tagboard. I will try to think before I talk (or rather, type) next time before I decide to publish the post.

Happy B'day To Me!

2007-05-11T12:33:00.000+08:00

Today is my birthday, but due to the lack of well wishes and stuff (I know, who cares?), I decide to wish myself a happy birthday.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me!

Yay!!!!

I am celebrating my own birthday by myself, how pathetic is that? (OMG, I'm turning emo.)

Exams Are Over!!!

2007-05-09T17:50:00.000+08:00

Finally the exams are over. I am sick of reading notes over and over again... ARGH, let's not talk about it. I am sick of exams already.

So now that I have more free time, I can find out how to hack CSS and get it to work (I have all the GCF files and extracting them don't seem to help...) without Steam. Also, I can get more music. The MP3 player is expected to increase by about 4 or 5 more songs. I will try to upload it as soon as possible but my internet these few days have been a bit sluggish. Maybe its because of all these mass downloading sprees and Halo on foreign servers...

Anyways, I think it's time to get a new blog skin but I want one that can interface with Blogger's template modifying system and a personal one as the ones floating around the internet are all full of funny musings. If anyone knows of a good skin maker willing to work for free, tell me.

By the way, My birthday is on the 11th. Hahaha. Sebastian & gang didn't attack me yet (Vivian kenna liao) Hopefully, I too extra to get noticed by them. Besides, they don't even know that this blog exists and I don't even need to go to school on that day...

Oh well, ~~I guess thats all.~~ I think I will do another photo spammage later if I have time. My camera is in Thailand with my father so I will have to resort to using screenshots of games and stuff.

~~Sorry that this post is so brief, I am rushing this so that I can go for dinner.~~

Editted already =) Everything should have (almost) perfect English and grammer. See? My English paper sure pass one! Very the powderful dah! Song boh!

I am trying to get my English standard up since I am trying to get a Comment Level Up on FPSB (A First Person Shooter modification site). Visit my profile at FPSB! Its somewhere on my Links section. If you are lazy, click here.

CSS Pictures

2007-05-04T20:04:00.000+08:00

My CSS expires in 1.8 days :( Meanwhile, I took some pictures from CSS:

My CSS server is up and running a Zombie Mod. Anyone wants the I.P address PM me in MSN. =)

Random Pics

2007-05-03T20:36:00.000+08:00

Feeling very bored after reading through the whole bloody history book so I decided to post some random screenshots and pictures that I found lying around my computer. Sorry if you want to view the whole picture. My computer sceen has a resolution of 1280x1048 so it will take very long to load and your browser probably won't be able to display the whole picture at one time. Okay, enough crap, here goes:

If I can find more stuff, I'll post them here. Well, almost 2100 hours already. Got to go watch Mythbusters! Cya!

Class Outing

2007-04-28T15:58:00.000+08:00

2 group photos we took at the class outing. I look like a total idiot (as usual *Sigh*). Ex-NLPS people may recognise Gui Ting, Sherry and Jingle. First exam paper on Monday. Wish everybody luck!

Update... Friggin Finally!

2007-04-16T16:01:00.000+08:00

Yay! Back by popular demand. [Actually, back by 2 idiots pestering me, no offense, idiots =)]

I have nothing to say really. I just decided to drop in to clear up the links section and add Fiona and Cally's blog links. I also got nothing better to do, I am feeling a bit sick and playing Halo will give me motion sickness -_- dammit.

I think I got to go now, the drowsiness from the medicine I took is kicking in... maybe chatting or surfing the net would help.

Oh yah, by the way its:

So remember to buy me some presents, alright? Haha.

Christmas Wishlist

2006-12-07T11:33:00.000+08:00

Okay, since Christmas is coming soon, I compiled a list of stuff I want for the Christmas of 2006. This post was about 15 minutes late because when I tried to post it the first time, Netscape cocked up and shutdown than now I'm stuck with IE so bare with the crapppy shit Microsoft gave me. Okay, enough bitching. Lets start:

My Christmas Wishlist For 2006

1. Headcrab and Vortigaunt Plushies

2. Half Life 2 Raising The Bar Book

3. Half Life 2!!!

4. 1 GB RAM

5. Saitek's PC Gamers' Keyboard

6. DVD Drive

7. HEV Suit

Just joking :) You can't buy it in stalls...

Hmmm, that seems to be all, I'll keep this post updated if I find anything I want :)

NCC Camp + Falling Sick

2006-12-03T17:18:00.000+08:00

Ahh, so much things have happened in the past few days. I just returned from my 3D2N NCC Camp. It was pretty fun but tough. Did stuff like PT, running around, pumping, activities, cleaning up the bunk, pumping, Combat Skirmish (some kinda game where you carry a rifle and shoot infra red rays at your enemies vest which will beep when hit), more pumping, orientiering, waterball fights, even more pumping, sentry duty, watching movies, pumping and did I mention that we did pumping? Nothing significant really, other than the fact that I was not very happy about the specialist getting to use the Commando Carbine in the Combat Skirmish game while I carry the dumb mid range rifle around. THAT IS DISCRIMINATION AGAINST CADETS! NOT FAIR! Pity we were not allowed to bring Handphones to the camp (I did bring it but it was in my bag all along) or else I would have taken a photo of the guns.

The day after returning from the camp, I immediately fell sick. went to see the doctor. He said that I didn't drink enough water and I was suffering from physical exhaustion. Spent the whole day in bed. Gah. What a waste of a day. Could have went to the ICA to extend the validity of my passport and play CS/HL2. Than went to grandparents house for dinner and according to my uncle, I sleptwalked a little after dinner... He said I was muttering and shivering in my sleep. I think that was because I ate 1 tab of paracetamol before taking some medicine that the doctor gave me (It says on the medicine "Do NOT take additional pracetamol tabs.) causing me to heat up and it fried my brain during that time or something. LOL. Anyways, woke up the next morning and the headaches gone, but than the blocked nose was still there with a sore throat. Dammit.

Today, a bit of an improvement, got rid of the block nose but than got a bit of running nose. Stopped most of the medicine except for antibiotics and the runny nose medicine. And I managed to play through the entire SP HL mod called Poke646. Quite interesting with a twist behind. Try it out! Its fun.

Now, dunno why I'm bothering to post this, the only people that reads this blog are either invariably busy at work, banned from the computer, knocked down by a bus, got ill like me or playing World Of Warcrap. Those that are still bothering to read though, I thank you for your support.

C&C RA2 Yuri's Revenge

2006-11-16T13:19:00.000+08:00

Ahhh, just completed the Allied Campaign for Yuri's Revenge (I have completed my Soviet Campaign long ago). Very difficult task, had to struggle with 2 bases, 4 superweapons (not including Yuri's 2) and lots of tanks. I finally managed to destroy Yuri's Artic (or Antartica? I can't remember...) Base by combining the Nuke and the Wheather Storm on his Psychic Dominator and 2 Construction Yards.

It took me forever to get it right because Yuri kept on using the Force Shield on his Construction Yards and I had to send in Robot Tanks (they can't be mind controled and they are cheaper than Prism Tanks, which can fire out of range of those pesky Psychic Towers.) to manually destroy 1 Construction Yard and used the superweapons on the other one before taking my time to destroy the Genetic Mutator and the Psychic Dominator (no threat at all, I don't have any human vehicle/humans at all)

Weeeeeeeeee! After destroying all key structures, the bloody bald fool decided to sell up and send all his tanks and infantry against me. Again, with my 4 Grand Cannons and dozens of Prism Towers, what can he do? However, I had to waste 15 minutes to hunt down the Submarines that I built (silly me, Yuri mind controled them)
and finally took them out when I built a Naval Shipyard as a bait and had my Siege Copters destroy them. Mission Accomplished!

The ending cut scene was funny, the conversation between the prison wardens and the bloody bald fool (Yuri) went something like this (before that, there was some bullshit about the 2 timelines merging, but I wasn't listening):

Yuri : Let go of me! I am Yuri! You must...obey!

Warden #1: Behave! Or they will be no pudding tonight (as he locks Yuri into the gadget that Einstein developed to block out psychic signals)

Warden #2: (Laughs Derilously)

Than, Lt Eva appeared in a dress telling me that the President has organized a party but Tanya suddenly appeared and asked, "Are you coming?" which was pretty weird because I let Tanya die in one of the Soviet missions. Ah well, at least the World is safe from Yuri now! LOL.

The Bloody Bald Fool!

Tanya in the Cut scene ending.

Lt Eva giving me a briefing.

HL2 Ep2 Trailers

2006-11-09T12:42:00.000+08:00

Half Life 2 Episode 2 trailers are out. I know this is old stuff (came out a few months ago) but since it was the exam periods when I came out, I didn't get to watch it so I watched the ingame trailers (at YouTube) and I saw the new abilities of the vortigaunts. It was damn cool. Instead of using their claws, they gathered a great ball of energy and slammed it into the floor causing a shockwave and throwing the Anlions away. Also, they could gather the energy, catch a nearby antlion and shred it. (Look at the video) Totally cool!

Ingame Trailer:

The Trailer For Episode 2:

Also, Valve announced that 2 new games would be coming out with HL2 Ep2, the almost "Dead" Team Fortress 2 and Portal. I have fallen in love with portal. The trailer rocks too. Check it out:

(Refering to the topmost video)Than, the other day when I was playing HL2, I saw one of the janitor Vortigaunts and I felt sorry for it. I know its a computer game character but in Half Life, I wondered how many of them have I killed (hundreds! YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!)

Vortigaunts in HL1 and HL2 ^

In HL2, they are now allies and I feel kinda guilty :(

Edit: Oops, it seems that most people don't know what the Half Life storyline is. Read up!

IMT Practise Shootout At SAFRA

2006-11-02T20:07:00.000+08:00

6 members of my platoon and 6 (if my memory serves me correctly) members of Bravo went to SAFRA yesterday to practise for our BUC shooting competition. I felt that my platoon being there was a bloody waste of my time as we only had 2 goes at the machine and than Bravo hogged it till the end. =( Than we had to put up with Mr Fong's sarcasm(for Bravo),wraith and lameness. Examples:

Mr Fong (shortened to MrF) : Can your don't bloody waste my time a not? Lane No.1 why are you not shooting??!!!
Lane No.1 Guy: I cannot see sia.
MrF : You blind is it?

He wears a bermuda with a cotton shirt there, and he TUCKS IN THE SHIRT! ROFLMAFOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Other than that, I had a good time. My gouping was shit though, largest was over 15cm while lowest was (if I remembered correctly) 5 cm. As usual, "Johnny-Boy" "pwn3d joo!!!11(actually, "us all!" )" with his "ub3r h4x0rr sk1lllllz" with the smallest grouping amongst us all: (give or take) 3 cm !!! However, he also has the largest grouping (if my terrible memory is right) of 20cm. Go figure.

After that, went bowling with them. I got owned... Only saved my score with a last minute strike and several spares. Than, they kept on pestering me to borrow money from my mom (who was playing too) but I said no so they went home (how evil can I get?) Besides, they owe me $1 and my mom $2 already. Pay up! The interest is 500% per day! LOL. Joking.

Went bowling again today with my mom, (Auntie)Serene, Amanda (YEO QING WEN GODDAMIT! I AM TIRED OF THIS BLOODY RUMOR THAT I LIKE AMANDA SOH, IT ISN'T BLOODY TRUE, RETARDS! GO SCREW YOURSELF) and my sister (who was crowned the gutter queen) My mom and (Auntie) Serene had a competition to see who could score the highest while I tried to beat Amanda. Initially, I beat her but than after that due to a injury (caused by my 11 pound bowling ball, the lane oil condition and my incompetence) to my ankle. After that game, Amanda quit anyway wanting to go home so I stopped too and hooked myself up to the iPod and watched my mom beat (do I have to type this?)Serene senseless at bowling. Than, went home and play C&C.

Oh yeah, some people have noticed that I declared in MSN that I am quiting CS to play Gunbound. That is not entirely true for 2 reasons:
1) I will still have to participate in Clan Matches (due to my involvement in Cyan!d3)
2) Est.7 hours after putting that message up, I decided to complete my C&C Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge Allied Campaign before before starting to play Gunbound again.

That is why you see that my Yuri's Revenge dominating my XFire profile.

Oh well, other than that, nothing else to post. Besides, my site traffic is damn low so dunno why I update for.

Back From Holidays

2006-10-19T07:31:00.000+08:00

Had a great time there! I also replenished my stock of chewing gum (damn the government... ban chewing gum in Singapore) for only RM8.50 for 10 packets! Plenty more to go around and I split it among my friends yesterday.

Pity I didn't found the guy responsible for stealing my wallet but if I did, well, read my previous post. Even thought I lost my wallet in a LAN Cafe the last time I went there, I think this time I was safer due to my new habit of putting everything I have in the pocket. Besides, I went there in a group. It was fun as I sat there sending the noobs to pwnage land.

I also visited the 10m M4A1 rifle range. I fallen in love with the rifle as it is SO SHORT! It was so comfortable holding it up and firing off the shots 1 by 1 (it was on Semi Auto) Pity the whole thing was computerized, even the reloading. After all, I have finished my IMT and I know how to do stuff like that. They removed the charging handle anyway so I couldn't do it myself.

As it is with holidays, I usually cannot sleep. The same holds true for my friends who came with me. Me, Amanda (Yeo, dipshits, not the Amanda Soh in my class) and Anthony just sat up in bed and chatted from the time we came back from the movies till 3am++ (we watched 2 movies, 1 for each day, Rob-b-hood and My Super Ex-Girlfriend)

Alright I gotta end here now, I need to go if I want to change and get ready for school in time!

On Holiday

2006-10-14T20:41:00.000+08:00

Going to Genting tomorrow. Yippee! Won't be back till Wednesday and I'll miss one day of school. Classmates, please don't tell Rav, I'll get my parents to give her some bullshit about visitng grandparents or whatnot *smirks*

I hope I won't lose my wallet again like last time. If I see the guy again, I'll chase him and mow him down with this:

M249 ^^

I hope I'll enjoy my 3D2N stay! Well, goodnight, I gotta go sleep soon if I want to wake up in time to catch tomorrow's bus.

IMT

2006-09-18T16:09:00.000+08:00

Weeeeees! Going my my IMT this Wednesday. Last training the Sergeants all teach us how to handle rifle. When we tell them we go Amoy Quee camp learn already they like a bit surprise but they still teach us (but they made it brief).

Than, they do the stupid 10 cent on the barrel test again. I passed with flying colours. However, the Sergeants like a bit not organised like that and I got tested twice even tho I passed the first round by 2SG Karthi(Spelling correct?). Than after that, 3SG Hakim (he was supposed to be a SSG but according to him, he "Naughty lor, so get kicked out.") come and do it on my again. Walao eh. Arm really sore afterwards.

Oh yah, guess what? I found 2SG Yoke Hong's blog! Ahahahaha. You can find it here. Yong Sheng found it so credits go to him =) I'll be adding that to my links. Speaking about links, I fixed a couple of sites and tweaked a bit of the HTML. This upgrades my blog to version 0.9 beta. Hope the broken links work now. Other upgrading works are currently going on. But they will be halted soon cos my final year exams are coming. Hope the new blog runs better!

OMG!!!

2006-09-04T18:46:00.000+08:00

Steve, the famous crocodile hunter is dead. A report from theage.com.au:

Croc Hunter Irwin killed by stingray
September 4, 2006 - 2:24PM

"World famous wildlife warrior Steve Irwin has died in a freak accident on the Great Barrier Reef, killed by a stingray barb which pierced his chest.

Friends believe the Crocodile Hunter, 44, may have died instantly when struck by the stingray while filming a sequence for his eight-year-old daughter Bindi's new TV series.

The TV star and naturalist's final, fatal confrontation with a wild animal occurred in shallow water at Batt Reef off Port Douglas on Monday morning.

Unconscious, he was pulled aboard his research vessel, Croc One, for a 30-minute dash to Low Isle, where an emergency helicopter had been summoned at about 11am, his Australia Zoo said in a statement."

Read More Here.

Rest in peace, Steve. I loved his shows =(

Pluto

2006-08-30T22:25:00.000+08:00

Hmmm, read on the news the other day that Pluto is no longer considered a planet. How sad. LOL, than a few days later, I downloaded the latest Mr Brown show (thru iTunes) and he talked about how Pluto was not considered a planet. Heres the condensed version.

Sergeant: Coporal Pluto... You see the sun? YOU SEE THE SUN!!!?? Run there touch it and come back.
Pluto: Cannot, I got medical condition.
Sergeant: What!?? Don't play punk with me okay, Pluto. You excuse what?
Pluto: Excuse everything. Attending medical board.
Sergeant: Why got Medical Board?
Pluto: Because they say I cannot make it.
Sergeant: Than like that out of course liao lah! Waste my time train you. They say downgrade isit?
Pluto: Yes Sergeant! They say downgrade and out of course.
Sergeant: Happy lah, huh? Downgrade and out of couse, no pride! Call yourself a planet.
Pluto: But its other people call me planet!
Sergeant: No wonder, last time tell you run around the sun you go run all over the place. Waste my time train you. Everyone here is round. You dunno what irregular shape.
Pluto: Bu-bu-but Sergeant, I never say I was a planet!
Sergeant: Play punk summore? Knock it down 20! Useless piece of rock. Finish liao go do area cleaning. You orbit there got a lot of small object.

Heh... Listen already reminds me a lot of my NCC training.

Banana Phone!

2006-08-22T22:03:00.000+08:00

WTF!!!???

2006-08-17T14:56:00.000+08:00

My English teacher found my blog. Godammit. Saw that on the "Blogs That Link To Me" link under the links section (pun intended). Saw her post on me as well. WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Why can't she hunt for somebody elses blog? Why mine? ~~Sherry has a blog~~ (*Edit*: She deleted it. I remembered it like 15 seconds after I pressed the Publish Post Button)

Campus Moblog

2006-08-03T18:19:00.000+08:00

My maths teacher Mr Ong singled me out a few weeks ago and asked me "Would you like to represent the school for a blogging compeitetion?" No prizes for guessing my answer. Now, the blog is up and running. I had the honour of posting the first post. It is regarding the NDP 2006. I encourage the pathetic amount of visitors that I get to just take a look at the blog here. I hope you find it nice and encourage your other friends to turn up and support the blog too.

Ode To My Sec 4 Seniors

2006-08-02T20:11:00.000+08:00

I would like to thank SSG Qing Yuan (aiyah, I think spelling wrong), MSG Mayer (**cough**Sherry**Cough**), MSG Keagan (arggghhhhh! I can't freaking spell their names!!!!!) for teaching me the ropes, navigating the pitfalls and traps of the first few months of NCC. Now that they have left to study for their 'O' Levels. 2SG Hakim is our new PS. Together another bunch of jokers from Sec 3 and trust me, with sec 3's taking over after getting tortured for 3 years, its pretty fun (NOT!!!). LOL! Today, during our PT training up the Yishun Hill with Hakim, he suddenly took our remaining water and asked us to gather round a large rock. Than, he told us "I want you all to promise me to be here on the 2nd August, 2007. I want to see you all here! Understand?" With that he poured the water all over the rock. Than, he insisted that we all swear upon the rock that we would do as he said. The thing went something like this "I, , , swear that, I, will be back here on the 2nd August 2007. Wowee! Thats a long time. I probably won't be able to remember it. Maybe I'll put up a piece of paper that says "Meet 2SG Hakim at the big rock on the 2nd August 2007" on my bedroom wall and tear it down 3 days later because I want to put up my new poster on it. LOL?

Being Bored 101...Errm I mean ...2?

2006-07-24T20:42:00.000+08:00

Feeling pretty lethargic(spelling?) these days. There is piles of homework, the Physics teacher sucks, Chinese is boring, English feels like crap, Geography teacher didn't come for 2 weeks in a row, History feels like I'm history, Literature is all about reading (bleah), my mom is planning move my computer outta my room into the living room (NOOOOO!!! I PROTEST!!! CRAP!), nobody ever visits my blog, FPSB points are going down, WHY ISN'T ANYTHING GOING RIGHT?? This sucks. If I have to go through a week more of this crap, I think I'll die of boredom. I can imagine the scene now :

English Teacher: Now let us all read Chapter 11.
Class: NOOOO!!!!
ET(<--LOL?) : Better read it before I put you all in detention.
Class: Awww
Me: ZZZzzzZZZ *slurp* ZZZzzzZZZzzz
ET: What on Earth are you doing!!! Wake up! You better endure!
Me: *Drops Dead From Boredom*
Class: *Gasp*
Class: Terry is dead! Hooray!!!

LOL?

BLOODY SPAMMERS

2006-07-14T09:25:00.000+08:00

NAHBEH! WHAT IS IT WITH "NO ONE" AND "INSULT"??!! DOES POSTING CRAP ON MY BLOG GIVES THEM A LOT OF JOY? SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME THE "MR.COMPUTER EXPERT"? SINCE WHEN IS HE TO PREACH MY BLOG'S "PASSER BY'S" A LESSON? THIS IS MY BLOODY BLOG AND I CAN POST WHAT I LIKE WITHOUT HIM CRITICIZING MY EVERY MOVE. FOR EXAMPLE I CAN TYPE WHAT I LIKE, AS IN "WHAT 'NO ONE' AND 'INSULT' TYPES IS BULLSHIT" GET THE PICTURE? "NO ONE" HAS NO RIGHT TO PREACH MY VISITORS. ABSOULUTELY NO RIGHT AT ALL. HE FUCKED UP MY TAGBOARD, NOW HE'S GONNA PAY. I AM GONNA FIND A WAY TO BAN HIS WHOLE ISP AND THOSE WHO SHARE THE SAME ISP CAN GIVE HIM A SHOW OF APPRECIATION THROUGH HIS EMAIL. JUST GIME A FEW DAYS AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO DO. YES I WILL.

Eon 8 Aftermath

2006-07-01T12:25:00.000+08:00

OMG OMG OMG!! EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING AROUND ME!! Ahahaha joking. Just found out what it is all about. Found this on the site.

{eon8} Complete
As of July 1st, 2006, the E8 Project has completed.
The purpose of this project was to determine the reactions of the internet public to lack of information.
History
The domain eon8.com was chosen, as it is short, easily remembered, and eon9 was already registered.
It was originally posted on www.msfn.org, but was promptly removed as 'spam'. It was enough time for it to be copied to other forums throughout December 2005.
Results
We were amazed to discover that the site was instantly linked with terrorism, simply for the fact that it seems mysterious. Evil was the number one first impression people had of the site, in spite of the fact that there are no threats on the site. The only thing Eon 8 says is "We don't want you here". Nothing else.
Other less disappointing opinions were social experimentation (which was correct), James Bond movie viral marketing, and promotions for video games.
For many people, being faced with a countdown timer was an instant reason to try to shut down or hack the site. This is a worrying reaction, that if someone doesn't understand something they must destroy it. As a result, the servers have been hit quite hard these last few days, but luckily 99% of the 'hackers' could easily be described as 'l4me n00bs'.
Another worrying example of paranoia was how quickly people would jump to conclusions, such as telephoning the registered owner of a dog seen in a photograph on a server that hosts a page that links to eon8.
Surprises
The folks at Unfiction.com were the most resourceful and inventive, they successfully managed to decrypt several of the 'codes' on the site, forcing them to be re-encrypted using more secure methods.
FAQ
What about eon5.com?
Nothing to do with us. Pure coincidence, but worked in our favor.

What about the 8th eon being the end of the world?
We picked Eon 8 because Eon 9 was already taken. We didn't know about the significance of this. Eon is a cool sounding word!

Why July 1st?
We didn't know how long it would take to get the word out using our subtle promotion methods. We allowed over 6 months.

What do the codes on the site mean?
They're mostly randomly generated integers encrypted with md5, but with certain letters removed and replaced. The Logs page is simply based on the current timestamp, encrypted and modified. You can't decrypt them, they really are random numbers.

What is the Deployment Map?
They're dots placed over major cities and several random locations, it was done mostly from memory. The random gif filename is an added touch to force a slight delay on loading, which looks more impressive in Internet Explorer, but not as much in Firefox.

What's the password?
There isn't one. If you did somehow manage to get in, you'd see an empty folder with a single text file that says "This is a decoy folder. Please connect to the internal secure network".

Can I see your website statistics?
Yes, click here.

Are you anything to do with Scientology?
Did you see anything talking about a Free Personality Test or Xenu? Use your brain.

Who are you, really?
The most I can tell you is I am a 23 year old web designer from Florida named Mike. I can't narrow it down anymore than that. When I say 'we', I really mean 'me'.
Conclusions
People take things too seriously and panic over the most trivial things. But at the same time there are many people out there who think things through without jumping to conclusions. You can't let pointless speculation rule your lives and force you to live in fear.
In Closing
Thanks to everyone who kept things interesting, especially to the folks at unfiction. Sorry there is no ARG for you to play, but at least you had fun while it lasted.

Click here for one Final Message from Eon 8

BE HAPPY
THE END
Sincerely, x21b

Happy birthday, mtcaptain. From 'ls224' (aka x21b). Yes that really was me in the #eon-8 channel.

What a big joke. LOL?

Eon8

2006-06-30T15:26:00.000+08:00

Theres this site thats freaking me out. Here is the link. There is this map on it with red dots. There is also a countdown. Some people on forums which gave me the link to the site thought that it could be a hoax. Others think that its a Alternate Reality Game. Some thinks that its a launch of a virus that will end all viruses. Some think that its the End Of The World (OMG! One of the main reason I am freaking out). I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I am getting paranoid now. This is scary. I just hope that its a virus and nothing bads gonna happen to the world that I know. I will probably unplug my computer 1 second before the countdown ends. This is really creepy. This is very scary, damn scary. Unless somebody proves it conclusively that it is not the end of the world, I will probably cover my head with a paper bag and lie back and wait for the end. If its dosen't come, that I will go and read the latest news and hope that nothing bad has happened to the places that are highlighted in red. Notice that there is one quite near Singapore, somewhere near India/Thailand/Malaysia and another one near Medan. Freaky! There is only about 20 hours left. I am feeling scared, really scared. OMG.

*Edit* WAH!! 1 Hour ++ Left. It will end somewhere near 12pm. Don't visit the site too (often) since they log your IP Address.

As Of Today, I Don't Have A Sister

2006-06-29T16:15:00.000+08:00

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD!!???

Did you know what my sister said about my parents??!! SHE SAID THAT MY MOM AND DAD WOULD NOT LOVE HER IF SHE GOTTEN 1st IN CLASS!!! SHE ALSO PICTURED MY FATHER IN HER COMIC WHICH I FOUND ON TODAY's ISSUE OF "HOME" WHICH I WAS LOOKING FOR AS A MAN WEARING SUNGLASSES AND A EVIL SMIRK. WHAT THE FUCK? SO? THIS IS BULLSHIT. I HAVE POSTED HATE POST ABOUT MY PARENTS IN THE PAST BUT I HAVE NEVER SAID THAT THEY WOULD NOT LOVE ME AND I WILL NEVER FUCKING DO THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IF THATS WHAT SHE THINKS, FINE! SURE! OKAY! AS OF 29/6/06, I HAVE DISOWNED LOUISA LEK HUI GEK AS MY SISTER UNTIL SHE APOLOGISE TO MY PARENTS ABOUT IT. OTHERWISE, SHE CAN FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO ME. BITCH.

Post Holiday Entertainment

2006-06-26T15:27:00.000+08:00

Hai, school starts again. The only good thing about this term is that we don't have exams. Instead we are graded according to our quality of work. Also, we now have 1 hour off on Thursday to spend "Quality" time with out families which I will use for the 14 hours of sleep I need to keep in shape for school (joking lah).

Now that school is back again, no games on weekdays. *@@#@!$!#$#@!@#$!#@*!*@!$*#!*!#*!#*#@@#*%*!#*%#@*#!&#*#(@*&#&@)#
Okay, I'm done cussing, hey! Where did everyone go??!! Come back! LOL

The Mr Brown show these days damn funny but have a damn lot of profanity too. 4 examples below:
The Mr Brown Show 21/6/06, The Singapore Space Port: #*@!*# Why the flights from Singapore suborbital only? &*#@^($#& Like go causeway halfway than U-turn back and cannot even buy pirated DVD!

The Mr Brown Show 19/6/06 Native Speakers Inteview: *#@*(#&$^@&@^#^#**@*@ Why I cannot get the job? I native english speaker you know! I know all the english bad words. I come out of my mom's (#@*^$&amp;#*&@*&$ also cry english. My "england" very the powderfull yaknow!

The Mr Brown Show 14/6/06 We Need To Brush Up On Our English and Smile More: *#*@*! Why all those see angmoh (dead foreigners in direct translation, more suitable meaning is stupid foreigners) come we also must smile at them? *Some Arguments Later* @@*$*@)%@ Thailand land of thousand smiles so what? Singapore got 4 million smiles and still got 1 million more #*@*$!@*@ hiding in Hougang and Potong Pasir.

The Mr Brown Show 2/6/06 The eX(NS) Men (X-Men Parody) Hokkien Peng, Mutant Power, Verbal Assault Specialist: Walao! #(#*%*# Why limpei tapai kenna mobilise got fight what stupid #(#($@&)*&@$ magneto corneto? Puih!

Well they were very funny but vulgar at the same time. At least they tried to censor those parts but it sounds like a 5 minutes effort since I still can hear some parts of it. LOL!

Land Of RMs

2006-06-23T22:58:00.000+08:00

RMs are a give away. What other country other than Malaysia uses RMs? Wowee the place has ~~toilets that really STINK!~~ (Cancelled for the fear that the Malaysia PM will send assasins to my house and kill me.) toilets that smell real good! I went there last week. Zappo, the FireFly tour trip was fun. The bus journey is fun too (as fun as, errm, lets say a good kick in the head) But yeah, overall, the Firefly sightings and the food there was nice.

I had Mee Rubus (spelling error?) there, one of the first I had in a few years after my trip to Little India in Singapore where I almost ate a cockroach that seems to like it in my Mee Rubus (spelli- oh, you know its wrong already?) They food there were delicious but I suspect most of the roadside stalls where we ate from (errm, okay not that many foodside stalls, we only encountered a few in the morning where we stopped at a 5 foot way building and sheesh! Those buildings are OLD!) are not very legal. But who cares? In this ~~desolute wasteland~~(Cancelled for the fear that the Malaysia PM will send assasins to my house and kill me.) wonderful place, where I can see drains clogged up with chewing gum wrappers, loads of mould, tissue, oil, tadpoles (I'm serious! I can actally see them resting on a tissue paper and they seem to have used it as a bed!) and loads of other unidentifyable crap inside the drains (or rather, ponds).

Well, at least I enjoyed myself there. Hope there would be more trips like that (and try to stay around please, we didn't even stayed a night there and Malaysian hotels are quite nice actually!) in my December break and I wish to go back to Genting!!! I love that place. Pity last time I went up there, only took 6 pictures and the rides outside are not operating because of the stupid mist. Dammit.

VIRUS ALERT!

2006-06-18T22:25:00.000+08:00

EVERYBODY! READ THIS! THERE IS A VIRUS GOING OUT ON MSN MESSANGER! DON'T ACCEPT ANYTHING LIKE "CLICK HERE TO OPEN PICS OF US." OR CRAP LIKE THAT. DON'T OPEN IT!!! IF YOU ARE INFECTED BY ME, I AM VERY SORRY. PLS USE ADAWARE OR SPYBOT SEARCH AND DESTROY TO CLEAN UP. I AM VERY SORRY. I AM GONNA HUNT DOWN THE IDIOT WHO MADE THIS VIRUS AND KILL HIM AND PUT HIS DECAPITATED HEAD'S PICTURE ON THE INTERNET. ASSHOLE, I WANNA BURN HIM AND FEED HIS AHSES TO THE DOGS. DIPSHIT.

Being Bored 101

2006-06-13T22:11:00.000+08:00

Bleah, been imprisoned in my grandmother's house for the last 2 days. Nothing to do there. I asked my uncle who lived nearby to bring his laptop and I tried to tap into other people's wireless network (without much sucess) so I got stuck with playing Honey Cave II on my uncle's handphone and watching shows like Punk'd and The Oprah show. Nothing much other than that. I have been called back for training in CS by my clan for the pass few nights. We are doing DustII and Inferno (inferno is a boring map in my opinion, Dust II is nicer!) and I am learning the teamwork lingo. I am given a permanent post on one of the many balconies in Inferno while I follow Alex around in DustII. ARGGH!! There goes the crowd again. Stupid World Cup. I'm sick of hearing cheers while I am doing stuff like these, its worst with the midnight games since I am ASLEEP. Dammit.

Its the 3rd week of the holidays already and I am panicking, my friend refused to come over to my house to complete a project, and it has a 50% weightage in my CA2. :( I've already done my part (Research and Dev, as in more research and less dev =p) so now its up to him and he is not even sure when he is going out of singapore for a holiday.

I have updated some aspects of my blog. I've decided to stop adding the Terry Logging Off at the bottom of my post partly because I don't find the need for it there but mostly because I'm lazy to even type it out. I have also gotten myself a new tagboard and banned some IP addresses. I also gave it a new colour. I removed a few derelict links too and added some new ones. Hope this change refines the code and makes loading time faster (I still don't want to remove the title, its nice!)

M16S1 Handling

2006-05-24T18:17:00.000+08:00

Today, I went to Amoy Quee Camp (Spelling mistake? Peter, please check!) to do my Trained Firing. I learnt how to handle a M16S1 rifle (as the title suggests) and how to perform IA(Immediate Action or something, I was not paying attention =P) which in layman terms means fixing a jam in the rifle. By the way, I hope no one will point out to me that I spelt it as M16S1 which is wrong because its RIGHT! That is because weapon geeks will point out that it should be M16A2(2 because I used a curved magazine version) but I said its M16S1 because S stands for Singapore which means that this is a special rifle modified by Singapore, so shut up if you noobs don't know a thing.

Okay, back to rifle handling. We learnt how to strip, assemble and fire a M16S1 rifle. Stripping was easy, here is the complete step on how to strip a rifle:
1. Remove the magazine and put the rifle on Safe.
2. Cock (Spelling mistake?) the rifle 3 times and check whether the camber is clear on the 3rd pull.
3. Press a button on the left side of the rifle and a pin will pop out of the right side. Pull that pin and the rifle from the butt to the handle will fall out and pivot on the trigger guard (if I'm not wrong).
4. Pull back the charging handle out and the bolt carrier will fall out too. Put the charging handle on the left side of the rifle which now should form a "7" on the floor.
5. Remove the retaining pin, the firing pin, the bolt pin and the bolt from the bolt carrier. Lay them out nicely from smallest to biggest.
6. Stand up, stamp, stand at attention and say "Rifle Stripped, SIR!"

Assembling is harder though. Just do everything in reverse. The tricky part is putting the bolt pin back into the bolt and putting in the charging handle. After putting in the charging handle, just slap the entire thing into the rifle and put the rifle back into 1 piece. Press the trigger once, cock the rifle and slap in the magazine. Remember to put up the dust cover. After that, safe it, stand at attention and shout "Rifle Assembled, SIR!"

We also learnt what to do in case your rifle jammed. There are 3 possible scenerios:
1. Double Feeding (2 bullets stuck in 1 chamber)
2. Half Feeding (1/2 a bullet stuck in the chamber)
3. No Feeding (No bullets and the idiot who handled the rifle pulled the charging handle or the bullet failed to enter the chamber from the magazine)
All the problems can be solved by removing the magazine, safe-ing the rifle and pulling back the charging handle.

After all that, we got to use dummy bullets and insert 1 in our (empty) magazines. We practised firing with those bullets. Unfortunately, those bullets are not even BLANKS!! Its dummy bullets and NOTHING will eject or fire from the dummy bullets. =( Dammit!

After everybody tried out the rifles, it was time to go home. Awww, I didn't want to go back =)

Note: Sorry Sebastian, I took home the Vital Sign CD that you gave me for safe keeping. By the way, you were really dumb when you told me not to camp with the rifle, come on, I'm not that addicted to CS camping!

Terry Signing Off!

Exams

2006-05-20T19:53:00.001+08:00

Argh, exams are over already and I failed 2 subjects :( Maths and Chinese. For that reason, I've got to make a holiday time table that has me studying more than computer. I hope this is presentable:
Time Table (May/June Holidays)

Time/Day	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday	Sunday
0745- 0830	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period	Wake Up Period
0800- 0900	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up	Breakfast + Wash Up
0900- Lunchtime	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work
Lunchtime- Half Hour After Lunch	Break	Break	Break	Break	Break	Break (Add ½ an hour more)	Break (Add ½ an hour more)
App 1300 (App 1400 for weekends)	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work	Revision and Written Work
1400- Dinner Time	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise	Break Allowance for exercise
1 hour or until bedtime (Whichever is less)	Computer Break	Computer Break	Computer Break	Computer Break	Computer Break	Computer Break	Computer Break

I've got to stop now anyway, the timetable is on trial starting from now! Besides, who could miss out on his own computer break?

Terry Signing Off

My Birthday!!!

2006-05-11T16:53:00.000+08:00

Yay!! Today is my birthday!! WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! Yeah!! I got exactly $200! I also got a iPod Nano! Woot! I hope people won't think of me as a hyprocrite after my last XiaXue post. Nah, I am not buying it for looking "cool" I just like its scroll wheel features! LOL. Ahahahah! Thanks for all the people who gave me happy birthday wishes anyway! Thanks, I really appreciate that!

Terry Logging Off!

Exams

2006-04-29T15:15:00.000+08:00

Waah!! Time flies so fast, exams are coming agains soon. Now I need to start bringing books back from school instead of chucking them under my table which is full of crap and I only reorganized it last Thursday. I also got to start revising. Bleah, Lets take a look at the subjects which I have to revise on :
English
Chinese
Math
Science (Biology, Physics and Chemistry)
History (India, China and SEA. SEA=South East Asia)
Geography
Home Economics
Literature

Aieeee!! Thats a long list. Godammit. Anyway, I have updated my links section and have my blog listed at some kinda gaming blog listing. Whatever. So, to keep those guys happy, I have hunted down some gaming websites and put them in my links section. That should be all. Well, I'll end here, gotta start revising. This might be my last post at least until the exams end.

Ciao!! Terry Logging Off ~~~

Interesting Game

2006-04-23T01:47:00.000+08:00

I promise you that this would keep you mesmerized for hours!!!

Play Hell of Sand Falling Sand Game and get more Myspace Layouts Rightmove Game Trailers at Razoric.com

Effects Of War

2006-04-13T20:41:00.000+08:00

This video made me think. Deeply. It also almost made me vomit on the keyboard. Especially the part where a guy was decapitated and another guy was shot in the head and the blood was spurting out like a fountain. I feel a bit dizzy and numb after watching that bit. I think I am gonna stay away from CS for a while in case my nightmare come true and one of the CS models suddenly start spurting blood when I kill my enemy. EEEEEEKKKKK.

Click Here To Watch Video

Terry Logging Off (Oh God, Please don't let me vomit on my keyboard!!!)

XiaXue And Ipods

2006-04-05T18:05:00.000+08:00

Well, you clever ass, what do you define as an Apple Evangelist/Idiot??? I myself also treats its with indifference and I don't really care if my friends carry iPods around and worship it every 5 mins and criticise people who says that Microsoft rocks. Personally, I don't like Microsoft products myself but I use it partly because everyone does it but mostly because its cheaper. But I don't like her saying that people buy iPods because they have low self esteem. Its complete crap. So, if people buy iPods to cool, wouldn't I look nerdy with a brandless MP3 player?? Nobody cares if my player can only 128 meg or if my classmate Sherry's iPod can store 4 gig. If can play music, will go.

XiaXue, you suck at reasoning, I use Mac Apps all the time and no idiot comes along and kiss me while I am using iTunes instead of Microsoft's Window Media Player. Apple Idiots are non-existant. Get THAT fact in your head, XiaXue. Nobody cares too when we can't nudge people in MSN on a iBook. We can all use Google Talk and the fact that you can't nudge have never driven people to commit suicide or go crazy and go into the nearest KopiTiam and start killing innocent Window's users.

About your skin, XiaXue, it really sucks. All the funny blogskins that are not the default provided by Blogspot irritates me (except the ones that my friends use, partly because I am biased against you but mostly I can be bothered to find a reason to go against you because you are a conceited bitch that I can't be bothered to blog about until this time and the last entry.) If you tell me that blogger skins are too simple and I lack creativity/HTML/CSS scripting skills, haven't you heard of this site:

I hate you, XiaXue, if you want to send me hatemail, go ahead. But if you ever see me in person, FUCK OFF.

Really Pissed Off Terry Logging Off

2006-04-05T17:51:00.000+08:00

Nice right?? Ahaha...

Terry Logging Off

Being And IC (In-Charge)

2006-03-31T23:01:00.000+08:00

ARRRGGGHHHHH, I swear I will never be an IC again. They make fun of me. :( I will rather be a odinary guy listening and executing commands instead of being the guy that gets bullied. Boohooohoo. I also got scolded by the QM cos I can't make my platoon behave. My Dialouge goes something like that:
Me: [Sediya myself]Alpha watchit, Alpha, SediiiiiiiiYA!! Alpha, DIAM!
Me:Good Morning Staff Mayer... Staff this staff that Sgt this Sgt that...
Staff Mayer: Now Morning ahh?? Oh, good morning"
Me:"Good Afternoon Staff Mayer... Staff this Staff that Sgt this Sgt that...
Me: [After finish greeting all the Seniors in the room] Permission For Whole Lot To Put Their Bags In The Room, Sgt Eugene (Or something similar to that pronounciation)
Sgt Eugene: Your platoon diam ahhh?? Look at them...
Me:[Turn around and stamp]Alpha, DIAM!!!! [Turn around and bang again] Permission For Whole Lot To Put Their Bags In The Room, Sgt Eugene!!!
Sgt Eugene: Make sure they diam first or else I won't let you put your bags.

Finally, I managed to convince them to let the platoon to put their things in the room. So embarassing. People also laugh at me and ask stupid questions like "Hey, IC, whats your IC number??" or telling me things like "Hey, Terry, 50 cents enough to to make you forget that I talked to my friend just now??" BLEAH, whatever it is, I will NOT be an IC ever again...

Terry Logging Off (Atchoo, I am allergic to ICs)

CS Weapons

2006-03-20T21:26:00.000+08:00

I found a great site about weapons and now I will link to the relevent weapons from Counter Strike. Its so cool!!! If there are no links, that means I can't find the weapon.

USP
Glock
P228
Desert Eagle (Deagle)
Dual Elites
Five Seven
FAMAS
Galil
Scout
M4A1 Carbine
AK-47
Steyr AUG
AI Artic Warfare Police/Magnum
Sig SG-550 Sniper
Sig SG-552 Commando
FN M249 Para
Benneli M3 Super 90
Benneli XM1014
H&K MP5
TMP
FN P90
MAC-10
H&K UMP45

Who is that guy?

2006-03-19T16:51:00.000+08:00

Who is that guy? NLPS 6A7 and AISS 1E3 students should know. Its our fatty Ishwar, hahahahah.

C3 Cyan!d3 Clan Rocks!!!

2006-03-13T17:16:00.000+08:00

I love that clan and I have been practising at their server since I started to play CS half a year ago. A few weeks ago, I spoke up and asked for a trial from the Supreme Admin RefleX a.k.a Alex and he accepted me into the clan!!! But, he says he does not like my shooting style and asked me to change. Well, I wrote what he said that needs improving and I pasted it on my moniter. Now, I need to dedicate about 3- 6 hours a week for clan practises and private training. Yeah baby!!! I love C3 Cyan!d3. I love RefleX too, muah!!! (Acting gay)

Terry Logging Off...

Pictures Of The NCC Uniform

2006-03-01T22:08:00.000+08:00

Haha, cool right? This set includes the uniform itself, the boots, a jockey cap, a beret, a pair of boots and a pair of socks. Yeah, sooooooooo damn cool.

Well, have to sleep, good night!!

Watched The Pink Panther

2006-02-27T21:00:00.000+08:00

Haha, quite a funny movie. It revovles around the plot of the Pink Panther Diamond. The hero of the story is Closaeu, or something similar to the spelling. He is a low ranking and dumb police officer who is promoted to a inspector so that his chief can watch him solve the case and arrange for him to be sacked while chief takes over the case and gain all the credit for himself and get the Medal Of Honour. Thats basically the premises of the whole movie. Here are few of the funny parts:

-Closaeu tries to round up all the people in Paris named "You" after hearing a playback of the victim saying "Oh, its you!"
-He tries to sharpen the reflex of his subordinate by attacking him when its least expected, but Closaeu always gets hit instead, haha.
-He is studying a open door and he thinks that there is something dangerous inside so he took out his revolver, checked the shells and flipped it back in but forgot to lock the barrel so all the shells dropped out.
-He flips open his badge and it flew off and poke the Chief in the chest.
-He tries to take lessons to perfect his American accent but it caused a lot of confusion in the end and messed up his case LOL.
-He caused the whole of Paris to blackout when he downloaded a virus that promised him a free ringtone.

Thats all I can think of the momment, if there are any more that I can remember, I will put it as an update. Well, see ya guys!!

-=Terry=- Logging Off

I got my NCC uniform!!

2006-02-25T17:21:00.000+08:00

I would have posted a picture of it but my father is too busy to upload the images from the cam to his comp to my comp (via Thumb Drive) I have also just finish my first Common Test of the year. I already got my maths results. I did better than I expected. In fact, I got 42 out of 50. Not bad eh? Now, I am suffering from CS Custom Models dieases. So far, I have downloaded 10 over custom models and my guns like M4 look totally different. Muahahahahah, now almost all my guns come with a scope(it does not function but looks damn nice) and a laser sighting. The laser sightings got to be the coolest things. I can aim without zooming in but some admins won't approve so I guess I won't use it for the time being. I wish someone would make a SAR21 model for the AUG or Famas. Than, it will be so cool. A Singapore Rifle in a game, how nice muahahahah. Oh, a reminder for CS players, the venerable C3 Cyanid3 Server is back. Their new IP is
210.193.49.78:27027. Please visit and say hi to RefleX. If he is not online, than Will and Player would probably take his place. Well, bye everybody, I am going to try to clock in more CS before I go for my condo's AGM(Annual General Meeting) to eat dinner. They always cater nice food. Maybe I will shoot a few hoops before dinner with my neighbour.

-=TeRRy=- a.k.a AISS Noob (Ingame)

No More Window Blinds

2006-02-12T11:19:00.000+08:00

I unintalled Window Blinds. It was a sad affair. It slowed down my PC so I decided to uninstall it to free up space and processing power. I kept Object Dock because it useful. But the window's skinning program is gone. Now, everyone stand up and we shall have a minute of silence for the great program.
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Okay, cya guys. Terry Logging Off ...

New Mail Account

2006-01-25T19:33:00.000+08:00

Okay, LOOK HERE!!! Good, got your attention. Okay, I recieved a G-Mail invitation from Olivia and now I am replacing Yahoo with it. So take note, my new email address is "terrylek@gmail.com" I want to thank Olivia for giving it to me.

(Recruit Symbol>>>)^Terry Lek Logging Off

NCC

2006-01-21T08:59:00.000+08:00

Okay, so NCC was not as bad as I made out to be. The instructors are quite nice actually. We played some games first which mostly involve trying to remember each others name. Than, we learnt foot drills and how to respond to the COs and the other seniors. They were actually from Sec 4 and they gone through some specialist course. We had to address them by their rank than the name so if I wanted to call one of the intructor, I would raise my hand and say "Permission to do *Insert whatever you want to do* Staff Eugene?" Or "Yes Sir!" "No Sgt"

By the way, I am now Recruit Lek. Hahahah~! After I attend a camp some where in June, I will than become Private Lek. Wowee, that would be cool. To raise up the rest of the ranks, it would depend on our performance. The highest rank you can get up to in NCC is Sgt Maj. I am not that ambitious so I probably would not rise up to that rank. Maybe I will just be contented with a Private or a Staff Sgt. Haha.

Terry Logging Off ~~~

My First Photoshop Project!

2006-01-18T15:54:00.000+08:00

Okay, this is my first time so don't criticize me too much.
What do you think of it? Its sucks, right?

Terry Logging Off

Dammit

2006-01-18T11:09:00.000+08:00

Guess what I caught? No, not a fish, I caught a DAMNED COLD. And, *atchoo!*my wireless network is giving up on me so I had to use my fathers computer. But, the print job which I cancelled last time in my father's comp is hauting me by keep on making a pop up message that says "An printing error has occured. Part of the document may not have been printed correctly. I can't play CS, either, and, my father would kill me if I installed *atchoo!* Steam on his PC. Dammit, everything is going *atchoo!* wrong. Now I will have to go off to NASA's website to do my geography project so ciao *atchoo!*

Terry *atchoo* logging off.

7 things

2006-01-12T21:52:00.000+08:00

Okay, Olivia FORCED me to do this. I don't like this. Its almost the same as chain mail. :( Here goes :

7 Things that I would love to get hold of:
1) A SAR 21 assault rifle, I am sooooo proud of Singapore's very own rifle!!
2) My very own domain name.
3) An Ipod
4) A taser
5) I dunno
6) I dunno
7) I dunno

Since I don't want other people to suffer the same way I did, I am leaving out the "7 People that must do this section" so that no one else will die of internal bleeding after reading this. Oh, if the Xombies(XiaXue Zombies) are after me after my last post, bring it on, asshole, I got everything I need: A sharp tougue, M4A1s, Machine Guns, lawyers, and the HTML crafted Kevlar amour. So come on, Xombies, I would love a challenge! *Loads a magazine into a Desert Eagle*

Terry Signing Off (*Yawn* Feeling Sleepy)

Damn You Xia Xue

2006-01-08T15:16:00.000+08:00

Go to hell and may you roast there forever Xia Xue, what shit can you think off? Look at this crap:

"I've got nothing really interesting to blog about... Except one silly thought that occurred to me a few days ago...

You know how most girls don't really know what a real orgasm is until they are like, late teens or something? I think in this aspect it is so much easier for boys coz well, once you see the white stuff come out it is definitely a big O.

Simple.

But girls... Nah! Sex is good, but it is not a big O, and until you really get one, you can't define a climax!

And unfortunately for us girls most teenage boys will not know how to help you as well. Sad.

So see, the thing is, once you start getting 'em big Os you will possibly help yourself to them all the time, and by all the time I mean like perhaps 3 or 4 times a week, because orgasms are really the most beautiful thing in the world!

Let's imagine now that a girl only realises what an orgasm really is (and learns how to get it) at the age of, say, 20.

Now, presuming kids cannot climax (any doctor would like to clarify this?), and presuming she hits puberty at 12, that's EIGHT YEARS OF BIG Os WASTED!

If she gets 4 Os a week, that would be ...

4 X 52 X 8 =

1,664 ORGASMS!!!

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

What a ridiculously big amount of orgasms wasted! How much will you pay for 1,600 orgasms, you tell me that.

I know the idea of a 12 year of girl having a climax sounds very perverse, but I'm just saying.

Just a stray thought... Damn, 1,664!"

If you are a xiaxue.blogspot.com fan and you are outraged at the way I insulted your goddess, you are welcome to send me hate mail, until you get the reply, I will probably attach a macro virus for your enjoyment. If you are crying away because you hate me and my guts, heres a product that I think can help you:

If it does not, than thats too bad, I won't sponser you for the money you use to buy a new crate of Kleenex so stop flooding the place and die.

Terry Logging Off

Changes

2006-01-03T16:31:00.000+08:00

Okay, I am going to change to way I blog now. Did you notice that for the last few post, instead of signing off with the usual onua797 crap, I have used my own name? Well, the onua797 thing is just a lego toy name which I used when I was younger and still played with it. These days, I just keep them in my display cabinet with the occasional dusting or adjustment to the pose. I have since adbolished the name. I have instead decided to use my real name. You see, when I started blogging, I felt insecure about giving away my name so I decided to hide behind my online name. I finally realized after 6 1/2 months of blogging that I can't keep the secret forever so the first appearence is in my blogger profile. That was long long ago before I deleted my old post and started with the diary kinda stuff. My old posts were lame and were always something like "I got headshotted today, what a noob! What is happening to me??? Blah Blah Blah" That was a long time ago and things have changed since than. For example, I am no longer confined to my 1/2 hour computer usage. Now, I usually use them for an hour or two before I stop and do other stuff. Also, I am now 13! Times are changing. I had a real hard time in school today because I had to wear my old school uniform. Luckily, my neighbour gave me a pair of shorts which he used to wear but did not need them now because he is gonna be in Sec 3 and he will be a senior boy and the school rules require senior boys to wear long pants. My mother tried to help me blend in by tearing off my old school emblem but one big mistake was to leave the name tag behind. I felt the stares everywhere I go. Since its the first day in school, my father took a cup and used a matchstick to burn some kind of paper charm. Then, he made me drink a mouth ful of the weird tasting paper charm soaked water. Ack, taste horrible. Hope he does not make me drink that stuff again when I start in a JC or poly.

Terry-Comp, Going Offline ~~~

Happy New Year Everyone!!

2006-01-02T21:10:00.000+08:00

Yeah, and a late Merry Christmas too! This years Christmas haul was alright but nothing fancy. I got a small decorative box where I can keep my photos and hang notes on, a motion sensor which rings when it detect (duh!) movement, a bottle of soap from the Body Shop from my twin cousins who work there, a Maple Story prepaid card from another cousin and a new Logitec Mouse!!!! Well, I am feeling very excited because tomorrow, I am starting Secondery School!! I can't sleep so here I am typing away. I am feeling much too excited to sleep now. I would probably just finish this post and try. My uniform problem still exist. Last Saturday, I went to Bukit Timah to get my uniform only to hear the freaking store owner say "Oh, Ahmad Ibrahim uniform out of stock ahh." Crap it. Luckily, my one of my many neighbours studied in Ahmad Ibrahim and willingly gave me some shorts because he would be a senior next year and he would get to wear long pants. To help me blend in, my mother took my old school uniform and cut out my old school emblem. Unfortunately, she was unable to take off my name tag because when she did, there was a mark there and she decided to paste my name tag right back. Last Saturday, I also went to a temple where my parent thanked god I made it into Ahmad Ibrahim. Unknown to me, they bought some "holy flowers" or something of that sort and brought it home. Today night, they made me bath in the water with those flowers floating all over it. Gah, the things people do for religion. I just hope that bees won't follow me tomorow.

Terry, Signing Off ~~~

I DID IT!!!

2005-12-30T15:44:00.000+08:00

Hahahah! I made it into AISS!!! The appeal worked! YES!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE! YAHOOOOOO YEAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Okay, enough of that. The only bad thing is I still don't have my uniform and the bloody uniform shop is at Bukit Timah and I live in Yishun. If you have not seen the map of Singapore before or you are just plain dumb or if you don't live in Singapore, heres news for you. Bukit Timah is FAR FAR away from Yishun so on the first day in school, I will have to wear my old Northland School uniform. LOL! Its a NEW beginning in a NEW school, why should I wear my OLD school uniform to a NEW school??? @!!!@@#$#@***!$#@#@

Elated Onua797 Logging Off ~~~~

PSLE Posting Results.

2005-12-22T22:24:00.000+08:00

Damn it, instead of going to AISS(Ahmad Ibrahim Sec Sch) I got posted to Orchird Park Sec Sch. FUCK!!! My moms going bonkers figuring out how to get me into the school. We just came back from the "MP Meet The People" session where she appealed with the guy on duty to write a letter to MOE to transfer me to AISS. The guy told us to expect the letter from MOE next week but the ultimate decission is still up to AISS. Argh, my fathers gonna kill me but my youngest uncle told me not to worry. How can I not worry???? My father and my uncles all went to AISS to study so how could I not get in? Shit man, the DSA application also failed. Why? I shot better than my friend but he still got in while I get a stinking waiting list. I will probably just drown my sorrows with Root Beer(Whats wrong with that?? I am not old enough to drink, asses.)

Really disapointed onua797 logging off ~~~

OMG!!!

2005-12-15T20:03:00.000+08:00

Check out what this guy says...

blu's blog: "Ten Commandments of a Teen
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?) 2)thou shall not do drug(alchohol last longer) 3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection) 4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect) 5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money) 6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them) 7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more) 9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it) 10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)"

LOL, this guy is a great joker. Oh, by the way, I will not be around for the next 3 days since I will be going to Malaysia(KL, Sunway Lagoon this time, no, don't be stupid, I'm not going back to Genting)Anyway, just look around here in case I post from a dingy old cyber cafe with CRT moniters and moldy mouse pads(Just joking, Malaysia is not that backward, I'm sure they will have good facilities there.) Well, Ciao!

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Five Facts about myself

2005-12-15T12:28:00.000+08:00

Okay, Olivia passed this to me. Lets see, 5 facts about myself, okay, here we go:
1)I hate people who spread spyware, adware, dish out popup windows who might give out one of above and computer viruses.
2)I don't like Pi, makes me dizzy! Esp the decimal verison(3.142857143)
3)I like old songs from people like ABBA, Beatles, Cat Stevens and Air Supply.
4)I love FPS games.(Those games like Counter Strike, F.E.A.R, Quake, etc.)
5)I like spicy food!!! No, not those curry from the MacDonald nuggets, its the REAL stuff from those Roti Pratas(YUM!!!!!)

Okay, now, why don't you try it out, Adam

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BNL's One Little Slip

2005-12-09T15:27:00.000+08:00

I loved this song called One Little Slip from Chicken Little so I searched the web, found the lyrics and now I proudly present: One Little Slip from BNL!!

It was a recipe for disaster

A four course meal of no sirree

It seemed that happily ever after

Was happy everyone was after me

It was a cup of good intentions

A table spoon of one big mess

A dash of over reaction I assume you know the rest

(Chorus)

One little slip, One little slip

It was a fusion of confusion

With a few confounding things

I guess I probably took the wrong direction

Well I admit I might have missed a sign or two

I ran a light past your affection

At humiliation Avenue

Took a right turn at confusion

A left when I shoulda gone straight on threw

I ran ahead with my assumptions

We all know what that can do

(Chorus)

I get the felling in this town

I’ll never live till I live down the one mistake that seems to follow me around

But they'll forget about the sky when they all realize this guy's about to try to learn to fly or hit the ground

It was a cup of good intentions

A table spoon of one big mess

A dash of over reaction

I assume you know the rest

One little slip, One little slip

It was a humble little stumble

With a big un-graceful…

(Chorus)

Love it? Well, I do.

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Wishlist

2005-11-30T14:26:00.000+08:00

What I really want:

Since Christmas is coming soon, here is my wishlist for all to see!
~~Handphone~~
(For Maple Story)Reach Lvl 35 by the end of the year
A new graphics card
A Wolfclaw Gaming Keyboard
A Razer Copperhead Mouse
Counter Strike Source(Only, I don't really like Half Life 2)
A mic for my PC so that I can shout at fags when I am playing CS1.6
Jeans with deeper pockets(My wallet was stolen in Malaysia and I want deeper pockets to make the life of a pickpocketer difficult)
A blogskin that appeared out of nowhere(Cos I am too lazy to make my own HTML code)
A Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber
A Tagball(Indoor Paintball Simulator)
A Firewheel Rubberband Gun
A Shot Blade Launcher
A SAR 21 Bullpup Assault Rifle to shoot Carlos with
A T1 internet connection(I can download 100mb files in a few minutes time!!!)

Onua797 logging off ~~~

Starting Work Again

2005-11-28T11:31:00.000+08:00

Oh man, I am going to be starting my assesments again. No, silly!~ I don't do assesment papers for fun! Of course, its my mums order. Could I defy her? No (For those who say yes, try that on your own parents and see what happens). For that reason, I will not be posting frequently as usual. Maybe I will come in once in a while to check one my site stats and tag. Otherwise, I will be too busy playing and doing work to update my blog.

Onua797 logging off~~~

Back from Malaysia

2005-11-24T08:40:00.000+08:00

I am back! So, how do you like my script? I think that there was a problem with the colours following the cursor when you scroll so I may try to fix it later. Now, to my holiday stuff. I have good news and bad news so I will list them down in a systematic order.

Good News: Took the Euro Express Ride 6 times in a row!
Had fun on the bumper cars and strike once, had 2 spares in my bowling game.
Play at the arcade for 3 hours straight(And had 10 over headshots in the ghost squad game.
Bad News: I LOST MY WALLET!!! With RM 20+(SGD$10+), my EZ link card, 2 Maple Story prepaid cards, my back door access card and my library card.
Saw a bunch of superstitious idiots who think that throwing coins at the giant fish can bring you good luck. Good luck? My foot! Do you like it if I throw coins, hard metal circular stuff at you?? Bah! Thats not all. They say that if the coin balances on the fish head, it will give you a wish. Humph! Do YOU like it if I ask you to balance coins on your head everywhere you go?? A man who thought the same way as I did try to stroke the top of the fish to push away the coins. The dumbass told the man not to sweep off the coins. What crap!
Took only 6 miserable photos and not even one of my errrr.. friends.

Thats a summary of my holiday. Today, I will collect my PSLE results!! Wish me luck everyone. I just hope that my aggregate is enough to get me into AISS.

Onua797 logging off ~~~